Angelina Jolie’s former make-up artist has been found dead in his Los Angeles home. Paul Starr also worked with Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Renee Zellweger. He was found dead after neighbors alerted the authorities. The cause of death is unknown, but I have a good idea what happened. Just look at his client list. He got sick of seeing Hollywood’s elite poontang wreck their vaginas by pushing out kids and couldn’t take it anymore.

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