Heidi Montag’s New Video
August 26th, 2008
This video may be worse than listening to her sing the actual song. I’m conflicted. Do I puke our rub one out nostalgically while thinking back to Jane Fonda workout videos?
Update: I’ve decided there’s no reason I can’t do both while blogging from a coffee shop and that’s probably why this douchebag is asking me to leave.
Update 2: Handcuffs really fucking hurt and I would have pulled my pants up and left. I was just waiting for my boner to go down first. These jeans are tight. This ass doesn’t just look like this on it’s own. Fucking Heidi Montag gets me in all sorts of trouble.
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