Jessica has thrown more shit at the wall career wise and she’s hoping this one sticks. She is going to be the face of new Dallas’ Stampede Light Plus, according to the Dallas Morning News:

“She’s the face of the brand now,” said Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive, who says sales have more than doubled in the past year.
Stampede’s marketing is focused on its vitamin content, which it describes as “functional additives.”
“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people,” Ms. Simpson said in a statement. “Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”

Beer with vitamins? Oh this douchebag is clever. Next he’ll be telling us that fairies fly out of Jessica’s twat and two london school children have photographed the evidence in 1915. And that they time travel and clean the underwear of masturbating boys so their mom doesn’t find out.

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