Jesus Christ! WTF. That honker is so freaking huge the dude has to be hiding a camera in that thing, filming the kiss super up close like that awesome vintage swedish porn stuff. Look at the way he’s grabbing her. Like he’s pulling her in closer to slurp her up with his Howard Stern implant. It’s a mammoth nose. The kind of nose that occasionally throughout history has saved the Jewish people while walking through deserts and such.

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