Suri Cruise Practices Scientology Mind Control On Doll
September 26th, 2008

Suri Cruise Practices Scientology Mind Control On DollI guess she’s already learning Tom’s art of Scientology hypnotism. You know the one that makes people like you even though you’re a douche. Katie looks naturally scared and subservient to Suri.

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2 Responses to “Suri Cruise Practices Scientology Mind Control On Doll”

  1. Barb Says:

    Ridiculing a child who’s too young to defend herself from online gossip-column bullshit is a pretty scummy thing to do.

    Why do you hate children? Is it fun for you to humiliate them on the internet? Why does the Scientology factor make it “okay” in your mind to destroy people’s reputations, families, careers, and lives with your hateful nonsense?

  2. Conner Flynn Says:

    Have you ever tried to fend off a Scientology attack by a young child? It’s not pretty when they make YOU poop yourself involuntarily and walk like a chicken.

    Anyhow, I think you need to lighten up

    “Why does the Scientology factor make it “okay” in your mind to destroy people’s reputations, families, careers, and lives with your hateful nonsense?”

    I wrote a total of 3 whole lines about a funny image. Don’t be so dramatic. The world won’t come to an end because of it. Deep breaths now….

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