Archive for October, 2008

Here’s Heidi dressed up as an Officer of the law. A sexy officer of the law. One that might beat you and push you into a chair. Then make you watch as she strips. Yeah, that kind.

A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire truck to a Halloween party in New York City last night. Way to go Mariah. One less emergency vehicle available to respond to real people’s needs. Hopefully, your place did not burn down while Mariah was slutting it up.

Here’s KK all dressed up as Wonder Woman for Halloween. When she lassos people with her lasso of truth, all they tell her is that her ass is fucking gargantuan. That’s her only power.

Looks like it’s official now. David Tennant will no longer be the Doctor. From SciFi Wire:

David Tennant announced that he will quit as the title character in the BBC’s Doctor Who, after becoming one of the most popular Time Lords in the history of the BBC science fiction show, the BBC reported.

Tennant stepped into the Tardis in 2005 and will leave the role after four special episodes are broadcast next year.
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Tennant, the 10th actor to play the Doctor, left fans guessing about his return at the end of the latest season. In the last episode, which aired in the United Kingdom in July, the Doctor had to defeat his enemies, the Daleks, to save the universe. Almost 10 million people watched as the Time Lord apparently started the process of regeneration–but did not complete it.

This news makes geeks sad as he was among the best Doctors ever.

Hilary Duff – Reach Out – Official Music Video Premiere

Hilary Duff still exists. She just released her new video on MySpace and she’s trying to shed her Disney image by being a sexy skanky bad girl. It looks like it was filmed for $1.99. Hilary even humps a lawn statute.

She may be an idiot who only got famous for starving in that Survivor show. She may be brain dead. But that’s no reason to threaten her. Right? The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck reportedly receives more death threats that anyone else on The View, according to co-host Whoopi Goldberg.

Heidi Klum Does Some Got Milk? Ad in a Swiss or German outfit. They make it look like it’s a whole bestiality thing. She looks very comfortable. It’s obviously not her first time on set with a large animal. Lucky cow. Video below.
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According to TMZ, Jacko picked up a Tinker Bell backpack at a Halloween shop yesterday. Halloween is 365 when you’re MJ. This year he’ll be wearing a third grade girl’s costume. So if any kids get accosted by a large alien-nosed fairy, here’s your man.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are all set to walk down the aisle and adopt another baby soon. You know, rather then wrecking her vagina again and pushing one out. It’s on a magazine cover. It must be true. Ok reports:

“Angelina has always toyed with the idea of getting married to Brad. She’s always followed her gut instincts in life, love and family. As the kids get older and they add to their brood, they want to make as few complications as possible.”

Do they want their network in the crapper? This is the worst decision since Jar Jar Fucking Binks. Her show was terrible. The kind of log that jams up the heftiest of toilets. Everyone should write to their congressman and plead that it not happen. Only then can an apocalypse be averted. I thought I smelled something, but I figured it was just Jessica Simpson performing nearby.