After months of speculation and rumors the Madonna Guy Ritchie divorce is finally happening, where he will rid himself of her leathery arms,face,tits and ass. According to reports in The Sun a statement regarding the divorce will be released today. Madonna had wanted to wait until her world tour concluded, but the pair are beyond even trying to pretend they are a happy couple. Between his high standards of wanting a real woman and her trailing dead skin everywhere it just didn’t work.

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