Hef has been down in the dumps since Holly announced that it was over. No one could help him fake the fact that his dick still works better then Holly. Then he walked a few feet out his door and grabbed another, knighting her with a huge dildo on each shoulder and proclaiming her his new top ho.

“There’s been moments that I’ve been down in the dumps about all this, and (personal assistant) Mary (O’Connor) told me to cheer up and pointed out that there are girls lined up outside the front gate. At my age, that’s hard to believe, but it seems to be true.
“It’s a big house. And I’m not going to live alone. I’m definitely not going to live alone.”
It is believed Madison called the relationship off after Hefner refused to marry her or father her children.
But the 83-year-old says she learned of his reluctance to commit six months ago.
He adds, “The fact that she was depressed after that, I didn’t know at all. That was a revelation in the last days and weeks. Quite frankly, we thought when the time came, we would make a combined statement and we expected that combined statement would be somewhere in the weeks and months ahead.”

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