Apparently Jennifer Lopez has been converted to Scientology by her best friend, King of Queens star Leah Remini, who I would bang like a particle accelerator creating a black hole. In an interview with The Daily Beast, J. Lo says she’d let her children attend a Scientology school then basically confesses she’s part of the cult herself:

“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”
“Do you consider yourself a Scientologist?”
“No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”
“That it is too exotic? Too cultish?”
“Just negative feelings.”
“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?”
“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

Yeah, it must be hard defending a religion that L. Ron Hubbard created on a whim to make money. And L. Ron was never ever cruel to his followers, especially women… JLO get a fucking grip and smell the foul anus of reality….As for you Leah Remini, I’ll show you religion that will have you on your knees and on your back crying out the name of your one true god…me.

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