She told The Sun:

“I convinced myself I was pregnant when I was 13 and I hadn’t even got my period.”

That’s because you are not very bright dear. I hope she didn’t think it was Jack’s. Who knows what goes on in that head. All I know is she seems to be preaching about contraception.

“I am not the kind of person who talks about my sex life, but I am not afraid to talk about contraception. I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don’t even need to. I just go for peace of mind.”

Yeah but….Who the hell is fucking you and don’t they make drugs to correct that? No offense Kelly, but if I ever find myself thinking, “Damn I’d like to some of that chubby psycho oinker” I’m gonna cut my own nuts off and put myself on some serious medication.

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