Archive for November, 2008

Picture an alternate universe where the Kool-Aid guy breaks through a wall and demands your blood. Yeah, that’s Japan. It’s name is Kokoron-chan, a Japanese mascot to inspire people to donate blood. If you don’t, he’s gonna hold you down and take it.

[Pink Tentacle]

Only pole dancers can effectively seal your wine. Now you can have two things you’ve thrown good money at in your fridge. Wine and strippers.

[Nerd Approved]

Here are some more geek cakes to add to our list of 25 geek cakes. In this case it’s a gallery of WoW cakes. 11 Warcraft cakes. Some are awesome, others look like they were made by a first grader.

I question the legitimacy of these cakes, because it means that these goobers had to leave the computer for an hour. They probably had to make guild rules just to set the oven to the proper temp. Hit the link to check out more.

[Warcraft cakes]

The Kisai Denshoku (Illumination) is an all new watch design from Tokyoflash. Just push a button and the 12 bars light up in a three-part sequence that will tell you the time. First it will flash for the hours, then 10-minute blocks, then individual minutes. It’s simple. What’s more, it’s an awesome piece of geek fashion. The watch is available now for $247 in both black and gray.

[Tokyoflash]

Papercraft turkey is dry. And you don’t cut it, it cuts you. Invite some friends over this Thanksgiving and serve up this baby. Just tell them you’re on some new paper diet. Then soak it in gravy and act like it’s delicious. Those bastards will leave real quick for some restaurant. Then you can get back to your football game. Now that’s a good holiday.

[Likecool]

Batman and Robin on your face is one thing, but here’s a Battoo that beats it. Designer Kim Joon from Korea likes to paint bodies. He seems especially fond of painting a Batman symbol on bare butts. The above is called bird land-batman. I call it “Bat-Ass”.

See this is the kind of bat-signal I can get behind. No pun intended. Hopefully that’s a girl butt. If so, I’d park in that Bat-cave.

Had that ass been painted with both Batman and Robin, I would say that Batman smells and Robin layed an egg.

[More nutty body art]

Everyone looks more attractive with Beer goggles, so why not get a prescription pair. You’ll be nailin’ Ugly Betty’s and Fat Fanny’s all the time and they’ll look just fine.

UrbanSpectacles.com manufactures prescription Beer goggles. Every girl will look great, plus you’ll be fashionable. All you need to do is send them your empty beer containers and they will use them as housing for prescription lenses, in the desired tint.

[Slipperybrick]

Here’s the new trailer for the BSG finale. Pretty much what you’d expect. Action, intrigue, cylons talking about killing their parents, a bunch of kissing and the usual skinjobs.

I don’t know if this is new or old, but it is completely awesome. This may be the best Trek VS Wars video ever. Enjoy.

It’s not just these kids either. Chances are you look stupid playing games as well. You just don’t know it.

Photographer Robbie Cooper made this video showing just how goofy kids look while they game. A few of these kids look like their head is gonna start spinning around.