Archive for December, 2008

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

This fun clock features a different starship or fighter on every hour of the clock, handmade by Etsy seller YOUgNeek, and you can order a customized version.

Here’s a list of the starships and fighters featured on the clock.

12 o’clock Star Destroyer

1 o’clock TIE Interceptor

2 o’clock Darth Vader’s Tie Fighter

3 o’clock Jabba’s Barge

4 o’clock Bespin Twin-Pod Cloud Car

5 o’clock Y-Wing Fighter

6 o’clock Super Star Destroyer

7 o’clock Rebel Blockade Runner

8 o’clock TIE Bomber

9 o’clock X-Wing Fighter

10 o’clock Rebel Snowspeeder

11 o’clock A-Wing Starfigher

Available for $89.99.

I hope they don’t all fire on each other at once. That wouldn’t be good.

[Etsy]

This grown nerd trained his one-year-old daughter to name a bunch of videogame icons. It’s pretty impressive and pretty sad that such energy isn’t put into actually educating her on say the alphabet. Anyhow, this little girl will grow up to beat men’s asses in video games, while looking at picture books with strange symbols on the pages.

[Gonintendo]

Rick Kelvington makes a great video. A mash-up of classic Trek and modern Doctor who. It’s called “Trek Through Time.” Okay nerds, time to weigh in on who would win when the Enterprise encounters the TARDIS.

Obviously Kirk would bang the Doctor’s current companion, that’s a given. But who would win?

Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romjin. She’s giving him shit for being pregnant and doing the shapeshifting stuff.

This thing looks like a half-eaten zombie meal. I call the heart. If I saw people eating this thing with their bare hands all savage-like, I would immediately whip out my shotgun and deliver them into the next world with some head-shots. Then I would take some green herbs and replenish my health, check my inventory and finish my real life Resident Evil game by running away from the cops.

[Theyrecoming]

Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li = HOT. Though reviews are mixed over this somewhat crappy Japanese-dubbed trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Aside from Chun-Li, nobody looks like any of the game’s characters. It’s probably a crap movie, let’s face it. It will only sell tickets to horny nerd guys wanting to see Kristin Kreuk.

Here’s another unique gamer themed Messenger Bag. For just $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will put together this retro-stylish messenger bag with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch.

You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Pretty different and unique bag.

Just be careful at the airport.

[Nerd Approved]

This Legend of Zelda Messenger bag is an interesting piece of fanboy wear. It will tell others that you are after pieces of the Tri-Force and collecting rupees in your spare time. Others won’t recognize the LOZ map and triforce logo. Price: $45.

[80stees]

The T806 is the Kissing Octopus Couple Flash Drive from A-Data Technology. The drive comes in 2,4 and 8GB capacities. If kissing Octopi are your idea of fun, why not get one and make them kiss until their lips wear off.

[Adata]