If you don’t have a girlfriend, then you probably lack something in your life capable of crushing your nuts. These Star Wars nutcrackers will do. Your nuts are no match for the power of the dark side.

Wait. Maybe they are. These things are non functional. wtf? Non functional nutcrackers. Whose gonna bust your nut? I was hoping it was Yoda’s mouth, but nope. Just for decorative purposes. Lame.

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