Archive for January, 2009

Funny? yes. It’s not really newsworthy or world changing though. If you want that shit go to CNN. Cuz when a cabinet sounds like a wookie, I’m all over that shit. It amuses me. I click it over and over again. And so should you.

This dude is big pimpin. How many rupees do ya think he spent on all that bling? It’s an odd image. It makes me want to vomit for some reason. Is he the coolest dude ever or just some guy who needs an ass kicking? Maybe a bit of both.

If you see this dude walking the streets dressed like this, go ahead and give him a hug. Then kick him in the balls and steal his bling. He needs both.

[Geekologie]

Is that hot or what? Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero. What the hell is wrong with that kid in the background? He;s playing his frakkin DS instead of looking at Megan Fox’s smoking ass. That kid has issues I tell ya.

All we really know is that this is a hot pic. We have no other info. And yet that is enough. My day is complete now.

[ToplessRobot]

These LEGO ads may be fake, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t cool as hell. They were made for LEGO by agency DDB for apparently no reason other then being awesome. I’m not sure they captured what Lego is as a brand, but they are fresh and I guess hip.

Hit the link for two more.

[BBG]

You might remember when we spotted that Stormtrooper in the Lotus Exige. Looks like Vader is now giving chase in an Ariel Atom. I’m guessing that dude was Luke all dressed up as a Stormtrooper so he could steal a fancy car from the Empire.

The pair of them will likely drive down a death star trench, where Luke has to use the force to shoot down a manhole.

[Uberreview]

Ninjas are tough right? Nearly un-killable. Therefore if you can slay a ninja and wrap it around your neck and wear it as a scarf, you must be the ultimate badass. No one will mess with you ever again.

Now you can walk around saying, “You want some of this?” and “Who’s my next scarf bitches?”

Only $9.

[Uberreview]

Looks like the Empire is phasing out speeder bikes in favor of this white Lotus Exige. Which makes sense. The car matches the uniform. Sad thing is Palpatine will just tax the hell out of his people to pay for this little upgrade.

But you gotta admit, Stormtroopers look damn good in this vehicle. They’re gonna be getting lots of ass.

[Jalopnik]

…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

Eidos, the maker of the Tomb Raider games, may save the company by letting Lara Croft get naked in the game. The company is in trouble financially, and a post on a Tomb Raider site by what is believed to be the company’s creative director Eric Lindstrom says the game’s “Teen” rating isn’t necessarily going to stick in the future, implying that an NC-17 rating could be where the game is headed.

That isn’t gonna help. Let me tell you something about this shit game series. It has been shit ever since the second game. I recently picked up Tomb Raider Underworld and the number of glitches in the game were horrendous.

Get this. I’m riding along on the cycle, when all of the sudden, the cycle moves forward and leaves Lara sitting in mid-fucking air. Fuck that shit. I had to unplug the Wii just to restart the fucker. And I lost all my progress. And that’s just one of MANY glitches. How bout some quality control bitches.

And for $35 that game is short as hell.

Moral of this story. Fuck Tomb Raider.

[Raw Feed]

These little dolls are amazingly adorable and geekalicious. I want one. Lightsaber battles are great with Matryoshka dolls, because everytime you make a kill, another smaller version of the dude pops out.

These are from artist Matt Brown, who loves him some Russian nesting dolls and classic Star Wars. Funny how bad guys look less menacing in Russian doll form.

[Matt Brown]