Lara Croft May Get Naked To Save Game Company
January 14th, 2009
Eidos, the maker of the Tomb Raider games, may save the company by letting Lara Croft get naked in the game. The company is in trouble financially, and a post on a Tomb Raider site by what is believed to be the company’s creative director Eric Lindstrom says the game’s “Teen” rating isn’t necessarily going to stick in the future, implying that an NC-17 rating could be where the game is headed.
That isn’t gonna help. Let me tell you something about this shit game series. It has been shit ever since the second game. I recently picked up Tomb Raider Underworld and the number of glitches in the game were horrendous.
Get this. I’m riding along on the cycle, when all of the sudden, the cycle moves forward and leaves Lara sitting in mid-fucking air. Fuck that shit. I had to unplug the Wii just to restart the fucker. And I lost all my progress. And that’s just one of MANY glitches. How bout some quality control bitches.
And for $35 that game is short as hell.
Moral of this story. Fuck Tomb Raider.
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January 14th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Ok. I will fuck tomb raider.