Archive for February, 2009

If Tatooine is the ghetto of the Star Wars universe, this is the ghetto blaster of choice. You might see Sandpeople walking the desert, holding this up to their ear after having bought one from a Jawa.

The boombox is the work of artist Bill McMullen. It was part of McMullen’s “Hype, Hustle, Rip-Off” gallery opening. If only all electronics looked this awesome.

[Botropolis]

If you’ve actually gotten your inbox down to zero, you deserve to be rewarded. The only requirements to getting this Inbox Zero nerd merit badge is an empty inbox. No small accomplishment if your inbox is anything like mine.

Only $3.99.

[Nerd Merit badges]

Gaming and drinking collide with these WoW steins. Next time you are at one of your conventions, just pull this out of your bag and level up with some booze. All your geek friends will be envious.

It might even score you some elf babe with a huge treasure chest. $89.99 to $174.99.

[WoWsteins.com]

People like to watch animals humping. Because they’re humping and they’re animals. Add a coin and watch two porkers making bacon. Or, if you like fatties, watch elephants doin the nasty. Each bank costs about $21.

If it amuses you more than once or twice, seek help.

[Geekologie]

Slated for release in 2010, ‘The People vs George Lucas‘ delves into the impassioned feelings and opinions expressed by fans and foes of legendary screen icon George Lucas, and the many debates surrounding his legacy.

No doubt many of you have your own strong opinions about George Lucas. I’ll just express mine here.

That fat flannel wearing jackass raped our childhood! Watching JarJar is like having my anus double fisted by the Hulk. Midi-fucking-chlorians? You raging douchebag!

That feels better and I kept it to just a few lines.

[io9]

If you are strange enough or have some messed up clown fetish, you can pay to have some creep dressed as a clown follow you around for three days and scare you.

Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love scary movies and the thrill it gives them. This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown. When you least expect it – BOOM!!! There I’ll be to creeper you out! This is something you will only want to experience once. LIVE your SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES! Included in this auction, is my travel expenses to wherever you live to give you 3 days of creepy, clowny excitement! BID NOW AND EXPERIENCE this once in a lifetime Thrill…. Are you Brave Enough? *This is meant for entertainment purposes only, no harm will come to you from this, just scariest thrill of a lifetime! Live a haunted house come to life for 3 entire days.

What are the odds this guy ends up behind bars squeezing a horn every time he drops the soap?

[Geekologie]

This Star Trek corset is from etsy user EveningArwen. It can be customized to any of the ‘Star Trek’ uniform colors, and is inspired by the design of the uniforms on Star Trek: Next Generation.

It will turn you into U-Whor-a(Uhura) in the bedroom. I always wanted to see Deanna Troi in something like this. Notice how it makes the boobage come together like a Ferengi to latinum.

[etsy]

Sometimes we like to check out weird gadgets, just because. We love gadgets, so why not actually check out some of the crappy ones? Take this cola mouse for instance. It’s a coke can. Nothing more. Nothing less. Well, half a coke can.

As a mouse it works fine and does it’s job, but I was actually surprised that the can shape feels kinda good. It’s a nice change for your hand if you use the standard mouse all the time. Whether it will cause injury after a while is anyone’s guess. But it’s nice to change up your mouse now and then. Secondly, it’s a constant reminder that I need a soda. For $8.79 what the hell. It’s a cheap alternative to the usual.

[Budgetgadgets]

Relaxation, music and boobs. What more do you want? Not all of us have an available bosom in our lives though. Whether your girlfriend is way or you just don’t have one, just rest your head on iBoobs and all will be right with the world.

It’s a boob inspired relaxation system that features soft padding with a velvet-type material, with nipples covering the speakers, (Not pictured) and it has a headphone jack wire with volume control to connect your MP3 player, mobile phone, computer, or TV. It also runs on batteries.
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This ski mask featuring the Joker’s mug from The Dark Knight is an officially licensed product. Officially crazy. This thing will get you locked up. Especially if you talk crazy and lick your lips a lot and laugh. If you see some dude wearing this, kick the crap out of him, then call the cops. No one will question the fact that he deserves to be put away.

[Greatwhitesnark]