Archive for March, 2009

Who the hell would win between these two? Iron Man right? He has the armor. But what about when some hobbits get involved? It all makes for a shockingly cool and yet weird stop-motion video. Enjoy.

I like to see action figures fighting, but can we just leave hobbits out of it? Please?

Is there any better way to introduce children to the birds and the bees, then by teaching through the packaging of their toys? I think not. Dinosaurs humping. If Barbie and Ken were packaged like this, parents would not have to explain sex to their kids.

[Failblog] VIA [Geekologie]

The ‘Endless Beer’ keychain is a keychain that gives alcoholics everywhere some relief when they can’t actually drink. I don’t know if it will stop the shakes, but it will give you the sensation of opening the same empty beer can over and over, like frakkin groundhog day.

Is this your sad life? An endless loop of popping a fake beer can open? Maybe you can put yourself out of your misery with an “Endless suicide gun”. You know, you could point it at your head and get the sensation of offing yourself over and over again.

Was that mean? I’m sorry. Look boobies! All better.

Available in June, the fun-filled device will run about $9.

[rinkya]

Earlier in the week, the Nintendo World Store in New York celebrated the release of Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars for the DS. To honor the occasion, there was a special midnight release party with the usual free stuff and special giveaways.

This DS Lite was one of those giveaways. And yes, I feel your pain and also wish I was there. Lucky bastitches. Check out the GTA:CTW chopstick styluses, which I’m sure gives Nintendo all kinds of ideas about a game that teaches one how to use them. Might not be a good idea to use them as real chopsticks though.

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I feel slightly messed up after watching this. What we have here is Mario, Link, Mega Man and the Princess all standing around getting drunk and taking bong hits while fishing. All done to rap. The video is probably NSFW due to language.

“Put it on a hook bitch”. Catchy tune. Mega man has some nice moves btw. I have to admit to being a little disappointed that it didn’t end with everyone gangbanging the Princess, but that’s just me.

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The japanese know how to make a claw machine. I would pop coins in this thing until I had touched every one of them.

I’m very glad they decided to just throw the boobs in there instead of putting them in bras. It’s too hard to undo a bra with that claw. On a side note, I never thought I would live to see a pile of hooters all stacked up so neatly like a fleshy boob pyramid. We live in marvelous times.

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Pretty cool, but do they make the going-down-pipe noise every time you put your feet in? They damn well better if I’m gonna pay $12 for these. A great way to pretend your feet are warping to different levels, if you happen to be a video game nerd in need of socks.

What’s next? Socks with a smashed Goomba on the bottom? I hope so. It would save me the trouble of smashing them myself. Goombas are real ya know.

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Wacka-wacka-wacka. It’s like a power pellet in a can. Drink up. Then go super fast and eat ghosts. Then when the power pellet formula wears off, wake up from your sugar and caffeine induced haze to find your teeth in a co-workers neck. Then hear Pac-Man dying sound.

It’s a hell of a drink. Now prepare for a hell of a lawsuit. Perhaps of a sexual harssment nature if the co-worker is female.

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We told you about the UroClub last year over on Slipperybrick. And now, there’s a commercial showing it off. It’s pretty easy to use. Just screw cap off, piss in it, then screw cap on again.

It shows one guy pissing in the trees and it looks like he’s making humping motions. Yeah, like that’s strange. This is a club you piss in.

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Building the LEGO Millennium Falcon from Gizmodo on Vimeo.
This isn’t just a video of a Millenium Falcon being built. Oh no. It’s being built by LEGO minifigs. I can’t even imagine the hours that went into the making this video.

And let this be a lesson to you. If you are lazy enough and wait long enough, OTHER PEOPLE do cool stuff and show it to you on the interwebz.

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