Best Claw Machine Ever Lets You Grab Boobs
March 19th, 2009
The japanese know how to make a claw machine. I would pop coins in this thing until I had touched every one of them.
I’m very glad they decided to just throw the boobs in there instead of putting them in bras. It’s too hard to undo a bra with that claw. On a side note, I never thought I would live to see a pile of hooters all stacked up so neatly like a fleshy boob pyramid. We live in marvelous times.
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March 23rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Omg…all those disembodied boobies are freaking me out >.<
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Does anyone else see that the machine is named Tora Tora Tora? Does this glamorize the Pearl Harbor attacks? Stick with the dirty panty vending machines.
March 23rd, 2009 at 9:23 pm
totally thought those were onions at first
March 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
things like this scare me
March 25th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
What is wrong with these people and their vending machines? Could you imagine seeing one of these going in to the store
March 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
lmao! So can you keep a booby as a prize? Take one home to squeeze if you’re a lonely man?
March 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
i love how there is poo bear claw machine right next to the boob one. i think that it is so when the kid is trying to win a bear. the dad can get some boobies.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Tora! Tora! Tora! was the code phrase the Japanese used to signal that complete surprise had been achieved during the Pearl Harbor attack. I don’t know if modern use has picked up a different meaning, say, it now means something like “Go for it!” The point is moot, really. What we’re talking about is a coin-op game that lets you grope for disembodied boobies with a steel claw. If you win, you get to keep said boob and grope it all you like when you get back home. With this passing for entertainment in Japan, I think the least of that country’s concerns are its political correctness when marketing their Super Deluxe Funtime Titty Grab Surprise game.
March 25th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Actually, Scott, the machine’s name is Tora (3) or cubed. Tora is Japanese for Tiger. Tora 3 is the name of a band in Japan.
The word Tora was used as code by the Japanese pilots to confirm they had made a surprise attack. The fact that a move made in 1970 by Hollywood is called “Tora Tora Tora” means nothing to the Japanese. The pilots only said it once.
So your paranoia and xenophobia is unwarranted and unwanted.
Go educate yourself and then come back.
March 25th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
For all the dorks who will never get laid let along touch a real female boob.
Plus…it’s photoshopped. You can tell quite clearly; the shadows are all pixelated. Totally photoshopped.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
thanks stumbleupon, for bringing me here.
March 25th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
And yet you still can’t get any!!
March 25th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Tora Tora Tora also means Tiger Tiger Tiger.
We still press 911 every time there’s an emergency, honey. Are we glorifying terror?
March 25th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Best part: Grab the special boob and laugh in sheer delight (or terror) it squirts hot milk!
March 25th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
ya but… they’re all the same size and shape!!!
March 26th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I think the funniest part was reading Captan Common Sense’s rant and then realizing how he spelled his name.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
BOOBIES!!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Since when does a single mistyped word invalidate an educated reply and turn it into a ‘rant’?
March 27th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I think the funniest part was reading Munc’s comment and seeing him thinking he was clever and hilarious because he pointed out that someone made a very minor typo.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
This game would be so much more realistic if a mechanized foot kicked you in the balls for winning >:]
March 27th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I wonder if they feel as accurate as they look…. So much detail on each boob.
March 28th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Where is that machine?! I live in Tokyo, and I want one. Or maybe two.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Gah! Look at the vending machine beside it. I can only image the conversation.
Kid: “Mommy! Can I get a toy?”
Mother: “Sure honey, you want that yellow bear?”
Kid: “No, I want that onion beside it!”
April 1st, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I would *love* to have one of these laying around my house. It would most definitely make grate topic generator, as to how did I got my hands on that!
Plus, they look soft *.*
April 1st, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Looked like onions at first- actually funnier to me than boobs.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Why do Japs have such tinny tits. Knowing those fucking crane machines it would be impossible to pick one of these up. No dents in the tit pile.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
To what Phil E. Drifter said, “that its photo shopped,” no its a pretty good chance its not. In Japan they have vending machine for every thing, from umbrellas to underwear, and porn to live lobsters for dinner. So I’m sure this really does exsist.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 am
What would really be frightening is a Cock Claw Machine! Brrrrr!
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
haha i swear you can’t go anywhere online without seeing “omg that’s photoshopped.” even this comment is photoshopped.
April 4th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I think it is great that they are jap sized boobs. they will get my $0.50 as soon as they put in some DDs!
April 5th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
ooh, those look neat! i want one..i would play with it….or mabey give it to the dogs…
August 6th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Wow. Boobs. It’s a weird prize, but I believe they really have this… they probably aren’t REAL boobs, but really good look alikes. It’d be fun to win one. I’d chuck it at my friends or have my dog play fetch with it or something… but to have REAL fun, I’d have to win two of ‘em.