Pac-Man Energy Drink
March 13th, 2009
Wacka-wacka-wacka. It’s like a power pellet in a can. Drink up. Then go super fast and eat ghosts. Then when the power pellet formula wears off, wake up from your sugar and caffeine induced haze to find your teeth in a co-workers neck. Then hear Pac-Man dying sound.
It’s a hell of a drink. Now prepare for a hell of a lawsuit. Perhaps of a sexual harssment nature if the co-worker is female.
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