Archive for April, 2009

For the sensitive man who owns girlly gadgets. Hello Kitty beer. Lose some masculinity with every sip as your pinky is extended and you use a coaster. wth? I would imagine that Hello Kitty beer tastes like cat piss mixed with cotton candy.

Instead of drunk dialing, this stuff will make you go out and buy more Hello Kitty junk.

[Tokyomango]

The Japanese know how to eat. By making it into a game. Bandai’s new somen-making toy looks like a water amusement park. It’s a slide for “nagashi somen,” thin somen noodles that are served in a stream of water. The noodles come out of a little house at the top of the slide and end up in a strainer at the bottom.

Imagine the noodle races you could have. The money you could win from betting on your noodle…

[Tokyomango]

You got candy. You got Pac-Man. That is an awesome combination. Instead of eating pellets, Pac-Man is dropping them out of his pie-hole. Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka. Have the ultimate sugar high as you freak out and try to ram the ghost containers into Pac-Man’s mouth with candy flying everywhere. That’s how it’s gonna go down when I order this.

When the Mrs. gets home, she’ll kick me in the balls and make me eat em off the floor but still. All worth it.

[Likecool]

Having trouble controlling yourself when it comes to playing your DS? Do you get the shakes when that bad boy is closed? You probably pet your real life kitten as if you’re using a stylus. The Health Control Game Timer should help you out, you weak willed Mario Kart addicted sack of sadness. It will take control and lay the smack down hard.

It shuts down your Nintendo DS if you’ve been playing for too long. How long is too long? Either 30, 60, 90 or 120 minutes. It depends how bad you need help. The problem is if you are truly addicted, you just won’t buy one. Or if you do, you could always just turn the system back on and keep playing for another 2 hours. So, if you buy this, consider yourself scammed and not bright enough to join the human race outside of your DS screen. We don’t want ya, so just keep right on playing.

[SB]