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Here’s some shocking and sad news. Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer. It started with The Sun and The National Enquirer yesterday who reported that he couldn’t keep down solid foods and that he only has 5 weeks to live. TMZ reported later in the day that his publicist said that while the cancer is true, he is responding to treatment.

The actor’s doctor says that he’s “optimistic” about his prognosis, but the reality of course is that less than five percent of pancreatic cancer patients survive more than five years after diagnosis.

We wish the 80’s icon all the best.

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Remember Paris Hilton hanging out with the monk who is really some hippy actor?

Turns out this was all set up by Ashton Kutcher. The entire scene was staged for a new Punk’d type show.

Pop Fiction is an eight-episode series prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It’s made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Kutcher’s former MTV show. Now the tables are turned.

Didn’t I tell you she was full of crap. Now we know why.

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Jimmy K didn’t take Sarah Silverman’s video lying down. You know, the one where she proclaimed that she was fucking Matt Damon. His video features a ton of actors and musicians. Including Harrison Ford. Funny stuff. (more…)

What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

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Roy Scheider, a one-time boxer(in case you didn’t know why his nose looked a bit odd) and star of films like The French Connection, Jaws, Blue Thunder and 2010 to name a few, died at the age of 75.

Scheider died Sunday at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital in Little Rock. There is conflicting information regarding the cause of death, but he had been sick in recent years.

He was alot like Jimmy Stewart in the sense that he was an everyman and no matter what role he played he was instantly likable. He is going to be missed for sure.

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When Chuck Norris isn’t busy endorsing right leaning Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, he is busy with his other interest: World Combat League baby! Word has come from the heart of the Lone Star state - Dallas - that the WCL is coming back to Versus this Sunday for another season of butt-kicking fun!

Think WWE meets martial arts extreme without the funny looking costumes, weird names and grannies throwing chairs at athletes. WCL, which kicks off at 7pm EST on Sunday, runs for 20 weeks and pits teams of martial artists from different cities against one another. There’s no Royal Rumble here apparently - each individual on a team fights in two three minute rounds. At least they throw in some women fighters to keep things interesting.

Norris is proud of his WCL, saying “the WCL had a 34-percent knockout rate last season, which is tops anywhere.” That’s right Chuckster, secure the borders with karate!

Say you are bored out of your mind. Say you are a William Shatner fan. Maybe both. Want some thoughts from the Shat on his “candid and personal views on life”? You need to beam thyself over to online video site VideoJug then.

The actor best known for Capitan James Kirk is doing videos over at VideoJug on all the things you’d want to know about him, from life raising his three daughters to how he got into hip hop music. We can’t say it is pretty to hear him rapping.

So, if you having nothing else to do, or love Shatner so much (in which case you have nothing else to do), you’ll find these videos entertaining long enough for Tribbles to mate enough to rule the world.

Alright, I admit I used to think that Jerry O’Connell was a no talent pretty boy. Then he married what’s her name and my respect jumped up a notch. NOW he has this Tom Cruise parody video on Will Ferrel’s site, and I admit he’s the man. This is some funny stuff. Jerry has the maniacal Cruise laugh spot on. I’m glad someone in Hollywood has the balls to go after Scientology.

What kind of sick twisted Gary Coleman worshipping fan buys the guy’s pants for $400,000? I can only guess that some people need hobbies. I just hope their purchase doesn’t involve some kind of sick Silence of The Lambs type game.

They were sweatpants, which somehow makes it worse. And they were signed by the former child star. I bet the winning perv bidder is hoping they smell like Elf balls.

To the winner…Bad…No! Don’t make me squirt you with a spray bottle or hit you with a newspaper. No, no!…We do not buy Gary Coleman’s pants for $400,000.

From PopTherapy to all of you, if you find yourself with a large sum of money to piss away, use it in a way that will make this world better…DO NOT buy Gary Coleman’s pants!

WAIT…They cancelled a bid or something. Now they only sold for $203.49….But that’s still sick people!

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Who knew that Will Smith was such a cheap ass? It also seems that the rumors of him being a Scientologist are true.

According to the NY Daily News, Will Smith gave all the hard working people at his latest movie’s wrap party….

…a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center. wtf Will? From now on I’m gonna refer to Scientology as “That cheap-ass church for the Hollywood elite.” Funny thing is, those tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is designed to convert people to the religion by identifying personality flaws that Scientology can fix right up for you.

Ain’t that a kick in brain-washed head? Scientology is the damn Amway of religion.

Soon, they’ll make a Mega-movie with Scientology money starring Smith, Cruise and Holmes and a bunch of other brain dead celluloid wet farts. It will be about 2 Scientology cops. One black and ready for retirement, one white and crazy. They have to convert Katie Holmes, but she doesn’t make it easy. Soon, they succumb to an uneasy love for each other through the church. It’s gritty, full of action, edge of your seat suspense, forbidden romance and yet somehow worse then the usual butt-numbing Hollywood crapulence.

L. Ron Hubbard Presents- Die-ntology: Die Harder

BTW, if that ever happens…shoot me.

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