Archive for the 'Amusing' Category

It’s been awhile since I played Atari’s classic arcade game Paperboy. This is Paperboy in real life. Well, real life, mixed with video game graphics. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but a bunch of paper throwing skills are on display as well as non-catching the paper skills and the video is way longer than it needs to be.

Editing people. You can shave 2 whole minutes off this thing with a shotgun aimed at that bicycling bastard. Anyway check out the video.

Hey if you’re gonna smoke up, why not make it a tasty bacon extravaganza? Who knows, it might help curb the muchies too. These rolling papers combine the two things stoners like most, pot and bacon.

Made by Juicy Jay’s, the papers will give you a “sizzlin’ bacon taste and aroma”. You’ll be so baked, you won’t know if you’re smoking or frying dead pig. Hey, at least it’s not bad for your arteries.

[Geekologie]

You’re with a girl who is wearing regular clothes. How on Earth are you going to get her into a bikini? Or maybe you are on vacation and you forgot to pack a swimsuit. That usually ends in buying a crappy pair that doesn’t fit right.

Worry no more. Quicksilver’s swimsuit vending machines will make sure that you can always flaunt your stuff at the beach. That is, if you are staying at The Standard in either L.A., Hollywood, New York, or Miami.

Thank you Quicksilver for helping to get women out of everyday clothes and show off what they have. Swimsuits for everyone.

[Albotas]

It takes balls to rock out the guitar. Lucky for you the Wangcaster has a huge pair, just hanging. Sadly there isn’t really any info on this. Like who created it and more importantly why.

I’d like to see a video of some dude strumming the Wangcaster and fondling it’s balls each time, but nothing. There’s a guitar with testicles…Just doesn’t seem right that we can’t even find a pic of some dude holding it.

[Guitaristka]

Kevin Andrew Lutes of Bethlehem, PA may be the dumbest computer repairman ever. But he gets good marks on originality as I don’t think anyone else would be stupid enough to do this.

Lutes, who had fixed computers for Action Realty in the past, was called the day after the break-in to repair the broken computer’s hard drive. He told the owner he could retrieve her lost data and files.

Meanwhile, the owner of the company called the computer manufacturer, who told her it was impossible to retrieve the data without the hard drive. Police then discovered Lutes’ car, with a computer repair sticker on the door, was seen parked in front of the office on the night of the break-in.

On Friday, Lutes brought the computer back with all the lost data and tried to charge the company $50 an hour for 40 hours of work.

He gets our dumbass of the week award.

[Geekologie]

Dogs are man’s best friend. But sometimes they do bad things. Pee on the rug, chew up your favorite shoes, maybe eat your sock. Poop everywhere. When that happens, you need to put them in their place and make them look like idiots. It’s the only way they learn.

These chew toys should do the trick. They will make your mutt look ridiculous and comical. The lips are great, but I’d love to see the one with a chicken leg in this guys mouth. Looks like they might only be available in Japan. They know how to humiliate dogs over there.

My Japanese is not good enough to get a price.

[Tokyomango]

Who the hell would win between these two? Iron Man right? He has the armor. But what about when some hobbits get involved? It all makes for a shockingly cool and yet weird stop-motion video. Enjoy.

I like to see action figures fighting, but can we just leave hobbits out of it? Please?

Is there any better way to introduce children to the birds and the bees, then by teaching through the packaging of their toys? I think not. Dinosaurs humping. If Barbie and Ken were packaged like this, parents would not have to explain sex to their kids.

[Failblog] VIA [Geekologie]

The ‘Endless Beer’ keychain is a keychain that gives alcoholics everywhere some relief when they can’t actually drink. I don’t know if it will stop the shakes, but it will give you the sensation of opening the same empty beer can over and over, like frakkin groundhog day.

Is this your sad life? An endless loop of popping a fake beer can open? Maybe you can put yourself out of your misery with an “Endless suicide gun”. You know, you could point it at your head and get the sensation of offing yourself over and over again.

Was that mean? I’m sorry. Look boobies! All better.

Available in June, the fun-filled device will run about $9.

[rinkya]

The japanese know how to make a claw machine. I would pop coins in this thing until I had touched every one of them.

I’m very glad they decided to just throw the boobs in there instead of putting them in bras. It’s too hard to undo a bra with that claw. On a side note, I never thought I would live to see a pile of hooters all stacked up so neatly like a fleshy boob pyramid. We live in marvelous times.

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