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Amy Winehouse celebrated her husband’s early release from jail today by attacking a photographer in London for no reason at all. Whoa. She looks like she’s got a starring role in Gone With The Wind. You know if that movie was about a crack smoking dew-rag wearing piece of turd who punches Scarlett O’Hara for no goddamn reason.

Kendra Wilkinson is engaged. Phildadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett proposed to whack-job atop the Space Needle over the weekend. E! News reports:

Both fams were present for the proposal, and Ken-babe seemed completely shell-shocked at the revealed ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big q to the former Playmate. Tho our source swears she saw the whole happy event with her own eyes, we inquired with K’s reps…haven’t heard back.
But, a close Kendra friend has confirmed, “it’s true.”

So, there ya go. One less dumb blonde on the market.

Kate Moss went shopping in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a pair of denim shorts that showed off her nasty man legs. I mean fuck, even the FDA wouldn’t let that tough and gamey shit pass inspection if Frank Perdue paid them off. Just nasty.

Tila Tequila and the Mac douche? Isn’t he always preaching about how Macs don’t have viruses. Fuck, they do now. Apparently they were caught doing nasty things together at some club in Los Angeles. Someone told Page Six that the Mac Dude “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww.”

Eww is right. They’re both nasty and annoying as hell.

So the question is, when is Katie Holmes going to produce another Tom Cruise spawn? You know, so Tome can take over the world with Scientology. Ok! Magazine reports:

In the December issue of Glamour, the star of the upcoming Australia explains that Connor, her teenage son with Tom, is still hoping for a brother. “[He] would like one of us to have a boy,” she confesses. “He wants that boy. Katie?”
“At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby,” a friend of the actress tells OK!. “It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother.”
And the Cruises are more than ready to welcome a new child into their lives.
“Katie and Tom very much want another baby,” a friend of the couple tells OK!. “There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”

Look, it’s real simple. It’s called sex. Have some. Your demon spawn will follow soon after. Then you can continue your campaign of being the world’s biggest douche.

Here’s Heidi Klum playing GH in a bra and panties. Very clever marketing. I’ve watched it about 10 times. It doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but it does make me wish I were that Guitar.

And for once is wasn’t some form of VD. On the set of Guy Ritchie’s film, Robert was puffing away on the trademark pipe favored by his character Sherlock Holmes when an ash sparked on his pants. According to a witness on set:

“Robert leaped from his armchair and jumped up and down, slapping his crotch and howling, ‘Oh God, I’m on fire!’”

I’ve heard that the same thing used to happen a lot when Meg Ryan was dating more.

Once she was in Titanic, once she was chubby. Now she is looking good and posing nude in Vanity Fair. In the issue she talks about being a fat kid or something, like you care. You’re just thinking about the naughty bits you can’t see.

Sacha Baron Cohen went undercover Sunday as his alter ego Bruno: The flamboyantly gay fashion reporter from Austria. It was at a rally outside Los Angeles’s City Hall against Proposition 8, which would ban same-sex marriage in California. Once people figured out who he was the media tried to descend on him, because you know, the media has their priorities straight and they realize that he is far more important than people’s rights.

British singer SEAL has vowed to quit America if Republican presidential candidate JOHN MCCAIN wins this week’s election. He’s vowing to take the first plane out of the country if the Illinois senator arack Obama fails to make it to the White House.

Damnit. I hate McCain, but now I’m torn. If it means Seal will leave…No. Must stay strong.