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The latest issue of Vogue Germany features a topless Claudia Schiffer doing her Catwoman impersonation. This is exactly why Batman has the best gig in the world!

[Thesuperficial]

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.

Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.

[Damnimcute]

Damn! I just got more wood then an Amish house building party!

Thing is, this picture is disturbing. It’s so trashy and hooker-like. And so unlike Kelly Ripa. Damn Kelly, you’re a mom.(Like 5 times over I think) Poor kids. This looks like a picture out of that hooker catalog I’ve been putting together for my new popTheraHump business proposal.

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After being arrested again, the police threw her back into the wild so we can continue to study the phenomenon. Check out this pic. Does this explain Amy’s behavior? Is she possessed?

Is that just smoke around her face? Or an evil entity? Looks like ectoplasm to me and it appears to be retreating from her cross. What do you think?

I mean if a demon was going to claim a body, this is about the nastiest there is. Plus, it looks like a demon child is ready to burst out of her belly.

Hope she picked a winner!

Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

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Let’s begin by asking Sally Struthers. “Do you want to have hair like Paris Hilton?”

“Sure. We all do.”

There ya go. Now you can. Paris may be shaved below(That’s how I like to imagine it) but up top she has a full head of hair. That’s why the heiress launched Clipin-Go, a line of fake hair extensions, making it even easier for her fans to copy her look.

Clipin-Go comes in 10 different colors, and each set costs a whopping $80. The ads for this snake oil are currently being shot at Smashbox Studios in LA starring none other than Paris herself.

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Beyoncé launched the House of Deréon clothing line for kids. The ads for the line show a series of young girls with heavy make up, wearing five inch high heels and posing inappropriately, as if they were posing for a provocative men’s magazine. According to MediaTakeOut.com, there are a bunch of mainstream blogs and new organizations who are launching campaigns against Beyonce and her line.

“What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them?” MediaTakeOut asks.

“Let our children be damn children at least ’til the age of 8. Then they can worry about bikini waxes and putting out.”

Poor kids. You don’t need to be hos to sell clothes.

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Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car, much to the dismay of anyone not blind. The Daily Mail reports:

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

The question is, did she throw her feces or not?

[Thesuperficial]

Recent pictures of 2-year-old Suri Cruise, spawn of Tom and Kate, still using a bottle made some question Tom and Katie’s parenting skills. But maybe it’s Scientology’s fault.

According to Defamer, L. Ron Hubbard ordered Scientologist moms to feed their children a mixture of barley water, homogenized milk, and lots of honey, which is a recipe he obtained during time travel to ancient Rome. Some say the cocktail can be toxic.

I say get all babies away from Scientologists as quick as humanly possible. But as far as their formula being toxic, I think it might surprise many people to know just how toxic most mainstream baby formula is as well. And I’m not just saying that so I can see moms breastfeeding. Okay, I am. I walk around the mall to get my fix of milfs handing out liquid lunch. So what?

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