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Angelina Jolie sat down with Entertainment Weekly and talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. She also started talking about her sex life while pregnant. Big surprise.

It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.

Great fun, poking an infant in the head with Brad Pitt’s wang. Oh yeah, I’m sure the kid will thank you while he struggles with constant headaches and a lifelong fear of taking meat to the face. Real nice!

Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”

Oh, that’s real good. This one must have walked in on the fetus humping, sees the Brad gun firing off a few rounds and now he’s got a thing for machine guns. Cute. Nice to see the Addams family in it’s early stages here.

[EW]

Sometimes you just want to kick a celeb in their ass. Yeah, Brad has plenty of dough, but don’t be an ass about it. With all this Charity work that he and Angelina do, you’d think he would know better. As far as I’m cocerned, it’s stupid for ANYBODY to spend that much on a table. But when you are a star, you have power and responsibility. That 300K could have been spent on any number of things that will make the world better. It could have been spent to keep your wife hot looking forever so I can get my rocks off well into 2050.

WTF Brad? He bought it at a “design art” furniture sale in Switzerland. It’s a hollow marble table built by Jeroen Verhoeven, and it cost Pitt $293,000. The four-foot ‘Cinderella table’ was one of six in the collection, and was hewn from a solid block of Carrara marble.(Makes fart noise and jerk off motion with hand.)

I’m very disappointed Brad. But I still want to bang your wife if we are still on for next Tuesday.

[AOL]

According to sources, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twin baby photos have sparked a bidding war between People and OK! magazines.

A rep for People says, “We’d love to see the photos in People. We wish the family well.”

OK! says of course they want the pics and it’d be foolish not to try, but they’re not giving a dollar amount.

I’d like to make an offer to see the twins as well. I’ll pay $10. Out of the bra, no pasties. $20 if I can touch.

[Celebpulp]

Brad Pitt it seems, is more then just a pretty boy. Apparently, he is a true gentleman.

Case in point: The European premiere of Agelina’s new film Beowulf on Sunday. Angelina’s leather pants split in the back, threatening to expose some Angelina Jolie Heiney. Brad rushed to her rescue, covering the exposed area with his hand.

It seems that it wasn’t her night. She also stepped in a piece of chewing gum which stuck itself to the heel of her $1,200 Christian Louboutin stilettos.

I’m sure she got over it. Kudoos to Brad. Chivalry is not dead in Hollywood after all. He apparently knows just how lucky he is to have a beautiful woman and a great career.

Here’s to you pretty boy. (He’ll probably do something really horrible now that I’ve praised him. He’s in the biz after all.)

[Rumorficial]

The world’s most beautiful activist-duet announced on Wednesday that the Jolie/Pitt Foundation will donate $2 million to the humanitarian organizations Global Action for Children and Medicins sans Frontieres/Doctors Without Borders.

“In the most troubled parts of the world–places that much of the world has abandoned, MSF is always there,” said Jolie in a statement issued by her and Pitt’s philanthropic and political adviser, Trevor Neilson. “I have seen these brave men and women working in war zones and horrific conditions and I deeply admire them.”

The philanthropy is the most recent in a string of giving by the couple. Jolie and Pitt recently donated $300,000 to Namibia’s state hospitals to buy maternity ward supplies and other equipment. The entire $4.1 million Pitt and Jolie reportedly received for the first pictures of Shiloh went to charity.

The next stop for Pitt and Jolie will be to spend time in New Orleans, where Pitt will be filming David Fincher’s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Pitt will most likely be checking in on the winner of the eco-friendly architecture contest he recently sponsored. Pitt ponyed up $200,000 and headed up the jury accountable for selecting the design that will start the rebuilding process in some of the most hurricane-devastated areas of the city.