Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.
Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.
Hope she picked a winner!
Word is, Britney Spears is in talks with Bally Total Fitness to be their new spokesperson. All I can say is, I guess Bally isn’t all that picky about who they want to represent them. Supposedly, she’s going to re-sculpt her once stunning figure through an endorsement deal with the health club chain.
She’s got some work ahead of her. Here she is looking like an old yenta.
Moby pretty much just fessed up to being a chubby chaser. The techno-music nerd has a serious crush on Britney Spears. But not the old hot Britney, the new flabby armed train wreck.
“The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”
Better hit that soon Moby. If you wait much longer you’re gonna have to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.
What do you do when you want a cover picture depicting Britney as once again slim and desirable? Well, the first order of business is to hit photoshop and use an old pic. Cause there’s no way in hell you can undo all the cottage cheese, and flabby arm meat this poor girl has accumulated.
If only…Look at that nice can she had in 2003.
Cue the odd couple theme. This is bizarre.
One of our favorite celebutards, Britney Spears dined with Oscar winner Mel Gibson this weekend. Brit and Mel are apparently neighbors in Malibu. They had dinner at Studio City’s Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge and appeared to be discussing business.
Can you imagine the intelligent conversation at that table?
“I don’t normally take pudgy skanks to dinner, but there’s something irresistable about your eyes.”
“Mel…You are so sweet. I really liked your movie Apocalypto. I had no idea the people of Apocalypto lived in such poverty. And in this day and age.”
“Silence my young and only halfway used up sperm incubator…I want to drink you in…Is there room in your heart for an old rascist who rants about jews?”
“Oh Mel…You make me feel…Oh, my I seem to have forgotten underwear this morning.”
Troubled skank Britney Spears, plans to take time out from her bust schedule of acting like a psycho, to return to prime-time television.
The 26 year old will appear as a guest star on an upcoming episode of the CBS sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”.
Shouldn’t her kids be the center of the show, while hundreds of males line up and tell them stories about “How I Met Your Mother”?
“I was like at a gas station and like, this pudgy singer comes in and steals a lighter. I was like whoa, I’d hit that. Then I did. Awersome!”
Police are looking into allegations that someone drugged Britney, but they have not decided whether to open a formal investigation.
Police Capt. Kyle Jackon said Wednesday that the allegations “are being considered” by the Robbery-Homicide unit to determine if laws were broken. They are not identifying any suspects yet either.
Spears’ mother recently claimed that Sam Lutfi drugged Spears and tried to take control of her life. That led to a restraining order against Lutfi.
Law enforcement sources have apparently told TMZ that an L.A. County Superior Court judge has signed a “5150,” meaning Britney Spears is on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center.
There is a “good possibility” that it could be extended to 14 days. They also learned there have been several attempts to get Britney on a 5150. Britney’s lawyers, Anne Kiley and Tara Scott, had just secured a new psychiatrist last week and he’s the one who triggered the 5150 last night.
Britney’s mother, father and brother have been working with the LAPD for weeks in order to get her psychiatric care. Now there’s a fight between Britney’s family and Sam Lutfi over who will make medical decisions, however, that fight is now put on hold because the judge has to make that call.
Stay tuned on this one. She’s either going to straighten out/get healthy or continue her downward spiral.
It’s a morbid question, but reasonable to ask. As a celebrity’s bad behavior escalates, so do the odds that they will exit this world in some bizarre fashion of their own making.
In other words, a coked up skank or beaver-flashing pop princess is bound to go down the wrong path and complete their downward spiral in a dramatic way.
Thanks to a website, if you can guess their demise, you will win a PS3 or an Ipod. The web site is called Mr or Mrs Death, and has more than 25,000 participants.
Pretty morbid to think that you can win cool stuff just because the Grim Reaper comes for some famous loser. Then again, it’s their own bad behavior.
Me, I’m betting on some other stuff.
For instance, in 2009 Paris will be knocked up by an entire nightclub. Paternity testing will reveal that they are all in fact the father. Maury Povich will out the fathers on TV. This child, endowed with it’s multi-father genes, will spend it’s whole life trying to crawl back in her hole, thereby recreating the night of it’s conception. It will have to be put down one starry Hollywood night by sharp shooters when it becomes clear that it’s bogarting of Paris’ twat has shifted the balance of power in the town.
I might be a little off on the date…
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