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A new website is claiming to have the first “leaked single,” entitled “Candy From Strangers” from Britney Spears’ sixth studio album, Circus.

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it sounds like vomit mixed with feces which is her M.O.

Problem is someone at Ebay didn’t enjoy it, as it was pulled. It was up with a minimum set of $10k. In a strange and somewhat sick turn of events, the portrait had been hanging in her parents house until the auction. All the proceeds are set to go to The Promises Foundation which helps low income women and children with behavioral and mental issues. So it would help people like Britney.

My dick is so confused. Here’s Britney looking hot again in a bikini after a long period of being flabby and crabby. Honestly, I’d hit that. Of course after you hit that, you’d have to run because she might shape shift again into her dumpy flabby armed form.

It’s always nice when an old leathery skank mentors a young used up skank. The Sun reports that the pair will join forces for Madonna’s “sticky and sweet tour”. Sticky and sweet?

How about Itchy and Scratchy? That’s how your left feeling after being with either one. If Madonna looks at you through the TV your dick burns. They will “appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots”.

We’ve reported before about these two hanging out together. Apparently, it’s some sort of mentor/idiot pupil relationship. Mel and his wife have apparently taken Britney under their wing in hopes of creating some sort of new Mad Max Demon child hell spawn.

It’s nice that he’s mentoring the troubled and chub-bled Brit. He can teach her things like how to be a bigot and drive drunk, or how to do a drive-by on her local synagogues. What a guy.

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Of course you’d be marrying all that extra weight and whatever extra STD’s she’s acquired, but hell get her in shape, put her on stage and rake in the money like the sponge you are.

Brit’s dad made the offer. The source says:

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”

Star Magazine:

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

Supposedly, Kevin wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup.

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It could be that Brit is revving up for a new career as a clown.

Or, she might be trying to help the environment.

Or C…Wanted to show what it would look like to a pedestrian, if a crotch drove an Escalade.

Well, I guess they figure it makes them look better. A source says that she’s doing a cameo in their new video shoot today. The Pussycat Dolls are filming the single “When I Grow Up” from their second album. Brit just keeps on doing other stuff since no one seems all that interested in her stuff.

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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.

Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.

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Hope she picked a winner!