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I didn’t want to see that piece of crap Disaster Movie, but now I have to as there is apparently a cleavage-filled wrestling match. Two whores. No holds barred. Four tits enter. Two tits leave. Thunderdome bitches. Thunderdome is what I call Kim’s big ass by the way.

Here’s Carmen Electra doing what she does best. Dancing almost naked with a pole nearby. She didn’t get nude though which sucks because people like her fake Hollywood tits. Some depend on her tits to get them through the day. Her body is smoking hot though. Just show it already. You aint getting any younger.

From the “Oh My How Low Has This Celebrity Gone” Department comes word that sexy bombshell Carmen Electra has signed a worldwide arraignment with UK based women’s brand Peekaboo to stick her name on a new dance pole you can install at home. It’s called the Electra-Pole Professional Pole Kit.

Peekaboo says its three pole kit is stable enough for you to flaunt it like Carmen would (if she had much of a career left). It comes with an assembly DVD (we’d prefer demonstration DVD ourselves) and storage bag. Price? Around $130.

The former Baywatch babe is also set to become “the face of the Peekaboo brand worldwide.” You go Carmen – bring us some of that Peekaboo-described “cheeky, sexy fun!”