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Denise Richards’ Reality Show Returning For Second Season
October 29th, 2008

Denise Richards\' Reality Show Returning For Second SeasonDo they want their network in the crapper? This is the worst decision since Jar Jar Fucking Binks. Her show was terrible. The kind of log that jams up the heftiest of toilets. Everyone should write to their congressman and plead that it not happen. Only then can an apocalypse be averted. I thought I smelled something, but I figured it was just Jessica Simpson performing nearby.

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Charlie Sheen Sues Denise Richards, Wants Full Custody
July 28th, 2008

Denise and Charlie
The star of It’s Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters – and in response, Charlie’s going for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for some mysterious “emergency” child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Their relationship is more battered and scarred then Amy Winehouse’s tits.

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Denise’s and Charlie’s Daughters In Therapy
June 25th, 2008

CRAZY!
Their ages are 3 and 4. I’d be in therapy too if my mom was an attention whore and my dad liked to snort coke off a prostitutes ass. They’re in therapy now, so it’s a done deal that they will be clinically insane by 8 years old. Denise told In Touch :

“My kids are in therapy. It’s very sad that they need to be there, but they do for now. On the other hand, it’s good they have an outlet to deal with their feelings and someone who is just their advocate.”

Here at PopTherapy, we can offer a group rate where we beat both of you senseless, make you apologize for shitty TV and give the kids to Angelina Jolie.

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Denise Richards Needs Money
May 22nd, 2008

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Denise Richards told Larry King that she did a reality show, because she needed the cash to support her daughters.

But a friend of Charlie Sheen says Denise is a liar. Super hot, but a liar.

“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”

Apparently, Denise also received $60,000 a month in alimony for two years.

Plus, she gets a large part of Sheen’s “Two And A Half Men” money. With syndication and residuals, she’s estimated to earn $25 million from the show.

Marrying a has-been can really pay off.

[Damnimcute]

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Denise Richards Turns Her Life into a Reality Show
February 12th, 2008

denise-richards.jpgHottie actress and ex-wife of Charlie Sheen Denise Richards is getting ready to turn her life as a single parent into a reality show, according to E! Online. The series, which as yet has no name, will debut on E! this summer.

Richards, who turns 37 this week, is trying to use the reality show about her life so she can let people “see what I’m really like.” The series had to get court approval since Sheen had objected to the two children the couple birthed appearing in the show.

Ryan Seacrest is the executive producer of this pending train wreck. We suppose though it will probably be more realistic then Richards as a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones.

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