Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.
Eva Longoria in a bikini… It’s a good Friday. Thank you God for skimpy bikinis and brave photographers. And now, a poem.
Eva Longoria
I want you to be my whoria
I would do you so long
You would be sore-ira
As Halloween approaches, it’s time to start thinking about pumpkins, candy and witches as well as Ghosts and goblins. As far as candy, I’m here to talk about the serious eye candy that is Eva Longoria. It’s been rumored that she’s a witch on the Desperate Housewives set too, but that’s another story.
I want to talk Halloween and Hot women today. The sad fact is Elvira is getting old. You know Elvira. Mistress of the Night and Horror B-Movie Host. Some of you know her simply as that Halloween Chick. Anyway, I’m thinking we need a new Sexy Halloween Horror spokeswoman. Version 2.0 if you will.
Eva Longoria is perfect for the job. She’s a beautiful woman, with perfect cleavage, and she has that witch look. Picture her in a black clinging gown, introducing some horror movie while giving the camera a come hither look, all mixed with some monsters and ghoulish play during the breaks. Even her name sounds like a horror host name. Longoria.
I am gonna go out on a limb here and make the official prediction. Eva Longoria will be our new Halloween Diva sometime around the year 2015.
What do you think Eva? I know you just got married and all. And I know you are young and can still get tons of mileage out of that hot body, before you are forced to even think about such a career move. But we aren’t zombies. The hell with brains, we need new flesh. Yours!
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Earlier this week a representative for Eva Longoria announced: “Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier.” This comes after a break up between the couple for a while this summer, but now it appears things are resolved as a wedding is in their future.
24-year-old Tony Parker proposed to the 31-year-old Longoria on Wednesday, November 29th of this year in which she accepted. Parker and Longoria first met in November of ‘04 after a Spurs game in the locker room. The couple is not planning on trying to keep the wedding quiet, but instead are planning on having a “huge” wedding. This will be the second marriage for Longoria, with the first being to Tyler Christopher (General Hospital star) from 2002-2004.
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