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Who knew Eva was so proficient in humping? How many other records does she hold?

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” said the star of The Women, adding that the best intercourse took place in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

Damn she’s seen more RV ceilings then Google Maps. Every time I smell sex, I will know she’s nearby.

Eva Mendes is naked in a new Calvin Klein ad for the perfume Secret Obsession. And it has been banned. Thats why you haven’t seen it.

This country really needs to get it’s head out of it’s ass. Boobs never led to anyone committing a crime. Meanwhile people are getting killed by drunk drivers and you can still advertise beer. Fuckers. When you deny me boobs, I start fighting for my country.

The creative director for the ad, Fabien Baron, says:

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president… It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.”

Exactly. This country is so fucked up it aint funny. Banning things will always lead to Nazis goosestepping down our streets. Fuckers. Just give me boobs.

Eva Mendes is the new face of CK lingerie and it looks like it will be a sexy campaign. Nice to see them using a woman who isn’t all skin draped on a skeleton. She has some nice curves.

Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

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Whether you are for or against fur, PETA has been giving us alot of celebrity skin lately with their recent campaigns. The latest bare-skinned ad features Eva Mendes. The slogan is, “Fur? I’d rather go naked”

We would rather that too Eva.

The actress unveiled her ad on Robertson Boulevard yesterday. She was having alot of fun with the whole thing, even jokingly smacking her own bare ass on the picture.

“It’s very tasteful. It’s all in fun. It’s got a flirtatious, fun spirit about it. It’s not like come hither or anything like that.”

Apparently she has had a long relationship with PETA, which began when she borrowed a fur coat from a friend to wear at a movie premiere. That was when PETA sent her a nasty letter, telling her how she was responsible for killing baby seals or some such. Whatever they said, she’s loved them ever since.

“I was so floored by what they said that I said, ‘I promise I will never do it again,”

Yeah well…as long as you keep smacking your own ass, this blog is gonna promote the hell out of you sweety. We like that…A whole lot.

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