Archive for the 'Jamie Lynn Spears' Category

Another Spears MIGHT Pop Today
June 19th, 2008

About to drop a new ho
Is Jamie Lynn going to have her baby girl today? I have no idea. All these hos having other future hos is too freakin much. One ho begets another ho, who grows up and strips and has another ho who has a failed career and is easy to bang and so begets another ho. The endless circle of skank life.

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Shocker: Jamie Lynn Spears loves sex and booze
February 18th, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears
Here’s a real class act, if this is true. Jamie Lynn Spears shocked some boy during a party by asking him for sex. She put the moves on and made a good argument:

“It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!”

Frankly, I’m surprised she realizes that.

A friend from her hometown said:

“I know for a fact that Casey [Aldridge, reportedly her baby daddy] was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

“Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Damn. I drink to forget about the Spears clan too! Especially with pics like the one above. She’s dressed like some kind of bizarre crayola turtle.

[Damnimcute]

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Lynne Spears Sees Kids as ‘Piggy Bank’
December 27th, 2007

Lynne Spears Sees Kids as ‘Piggy Bank’

Jamie Lynn Spears has now joined her older sis Britney in making tabloid headlines on a regular basis. Some are pointing the finger of blame for the girls’ behavior on mom Lynne.

“Jamie wanted something different for her life, and her mom put her in situations she didn’t want to be in,” Alexa Nikolas, Spears’ ‘Zoey 101′ costar, told Us Weekly.

According to sources close to the Spears family, Lynne(also the girls’ manager) “treats her girls like a piggy bank.”

Well, I guess that’s a welcome change of pace, as they are mostly used to guys treating them as “sperm banks”.

“Lynne got all her money through those girls and loved it when it started rolling in,” a source told the magazine. “She’s the only one with a Land Rover in Kentwood.”

Poor girls. Just another pair of young children thrust into the spotlight. They never even got the chance to learn who they actually were, prior to being forced to perform 24/7 and growing up early.

The “No more wire hangers!” thing has got to suck too. I mean on one hand, it’s deal with your Psycho greedy mom, while on the other hand it’s go back to Kentucky and be a nobody with Cletus and Jethro hoping to strike enough oil, so you can fix a rocking chair to the top of the old Jalopy and get the hell out again.

[AOL]

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OMG!!! Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant!
December 19th, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant!

Please. This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Aren’t the Spears sisters from Louisiana? So Jamie Lynn was already very likely barefoot. Now she will just be barefoot and pregnant.

We all knew that with Brit’s success, the younger one would be pressured to enter the spotlight and follow in her footsteps. Seems like she is taking her role very seriously. Pregnant, just like her big sis role model. She says that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

BUT if she really wanted to follow in her sis’ footsteps she would have let K-Fed knock her up. That would have been a story.

Oh…She’s only 16.

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in complete and total shock and so was he.”

Like…OMG! F**king can lead to a baby?

[AOL]

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