Archive for the 'Kim Kardashian' Category

According to TMZ, the reality TV star severely cut her foot in her hotel room last night. Kim reportedly sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. A source said there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” She seems fine now though as there are reports that she took her ass out for ice cream.

She’s going to be on this years Dancing with The Stars. I fedel sorry for whoever has to swing her and that big ass around.

I didn’t want to see that piece of crap Disaster Movie, but now I have to as there is apparently a cleavage-filled wrestling match. Two whores. No holds barred. Four tits enter. Two tits leave. Thunderdome bitches. Thunderdome is what I call Kim’s big ass by the way.

In 1980, a 14-year old Brooke Shields created controversy by posing for Calvin Klein. Now, Kim Kardashian has re-created that photo shoot for Radar magazine.

I hope they reinforced the ass seams after they worked her dumper inside with buttered knives and vaseline. Despite their best efforts, there was no way they could button her up in front.

Here’s Kim looking hot in a sexy navy uniform. My little soldier just saluted and shot off a round or two in honor of the occasion. You’ll notice that the anchors are on her tits, that way she can just drop anchor and let em all hang out when she’s on shore leave.

She performed with The Pussycat Dolls Friday night in Las Vegas, but who cares, we just like to see these pics.

“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” the reality TV star and really rich individual told Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

Never fear. If she gets rid of her huge ass, we’ll talk about her tits.

You might think it’s an ice cream eating game but it’s not. It’s a fighting game. And no, her ass is not represented in gi-normous detail. That would be too much for the game engine. The game is Facebreaker from EA Sports.

Wow, looks like Kim is ready to down that whole cone. Gotta love that psycho look on her face too. Apparently her ass is in control and demanding to be fed again.

That’s right. Kim Kardashian will be shaking her big ass on stage with the Pussycat Dolls, knocking each of them off stage as Doll meets ass cheek. Supposedly the show will take place on August 15th with everything from pole performances, to flesh flashing and dirty dancing.

It’s the Kardashians vs Deion Sanders family. This is what morons watch when they only have a tin foil antenna.

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Kim Kardashian has been quiet lately. Probably because she’s making her own scents.

It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents! I hope you understand my total excitement as I let you, the readers of my blog, become the first to know that I am creating my own fragrance!!!

I have decided to work with New Wave Fragrances, who also distribute Ed Hardy and True Religions fragrances.

I’m guessing it smells like sex on a crab boat. With a touch of wet fart.