Archive for the 'Lindsay Lohan' Category

New movie offers keep pouring in for Lindsay Lohan. Last month she accepted a part in the upcoming “Manson Girls,” where she’ll play one of Charles Manson’s devoted followers. Now she’s agreed to shed her clothes for a role in a low-budget film.

The role? Straight out of my dreams. She’ll play a “nymphomaniac waitress” in “Florence”. Apparently, the producers requested a topless sex scene. She countered with “full frontal”. Nice… I love a girl who is committed to her craft.

If you’ll notice her skirt, it says 1 hour parking by permit only. I’m pretty sure that many dudes have parked their wang up her skirt and for more then an hour at a time, so I aint buying the fact that she requires a permit.

[MSNBC]

Lindsay Lohan and Sarah Jessica Parker are proud new members in the Pipedream Products line of inflatable toys. I’m pretty sure neither one endorses this product.

My favorite part is the packaging. “Sarah Jessica PorkHER Loves Sex In Her Shitty”. That my friends is class.

Among other things, the Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll reads, “Put your dick in drive and take Lindsay for a spin….”

They’ve actually got a bunch of stars, but these have the funniest packaging.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “What kind of guy fucks a plastic doll?” Oh yeah, Pam Anderson’s current boyfriend.

[Pipedream Products]

I must be a well-loved carpenter out of work, because I keep getting wood from unexpected sources. Case in point, these Lindsay Lohan Nude photos where she tries to look like Marilyn. I’m not all that into Lindsay, but I admit there’s something sexy about some of these shots. Not the one above though, that weird thing she’s doing with her mouth ruins it.

The story goes like this: In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot some Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have become known as “The Last Sitting.”

Now 46 years later and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan. Why? Who the hell knows. I guess we gotta get somebodt nude and in a Marilyn wig. They both like/liked sex a whole lot, I hear they are both easy, and of course both really like a good drug.

Is that a tattoo on Lindsay’s ass, or the photograher’s handprint? Could be a permanent slap imprint from several guys taking the reigns and urging her onward.

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No, not for punishment for making horrible movies. Judging by some of those movies, some might say she’s been in and out of morgues for years. This is punishment for drunk driving.

The 21-year-old actress will be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. She has already spent two months in rehab and has done her share of community service. Now she will see dead people.

Two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving. She may also spend two days working in a hospital emergency room.

Awesome idea. This should get it through those thick Hollywood heads that it is no game. Real people can be killed by their lack of common sense.

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It’s not Lindsay’s week. First, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles told Britain’s News of the World that Lohan “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” and now Giles is selling photos he took of Lohan while they were together.

The story goes like this:

Two sweethearts meet in rehab and get addicted to sex with each other. Once the puss-bag ex is an ex he runs to the tabloids talking about their sloppy sex life. Then, dozens of e-mails find their way to magazine editors from a well-known photo agency. E-mails that included snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, as well as a note that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.”

Jessusss. You got nothing better to do then talk about sex that you USED to have with a hot girl? And when that fails, you’re gonna email pics? I’m guessing you won’t ever be getting anymore from Lindsay. Smooth move.

Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Riley Giles is now talking to a British tabloid about Lindsay’s personal life. In an interview with News of the World, Giles says that Lohan is a sex addict and he even details alot of what they did together and talks about what she looks like without clothes on.

Giles says that she:

“quit coke & got hooked on sex with me.”

He also talks about a mountain cabin getaway where they went to escape rehab together. (Ahhh. Junkies. That’s so cute.) He says they locked the door, tore off all of their clothes and went at it “like rabbits.”

According to News of the world:

“the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.”

Another direct qoute from Giles:

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night … We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Seems like Lindsay is the dream girl most guys are looking for.

Lindsay could not be reached for comment as she was no doubt too busy having still more sex.

[MSNBC]

What in the hell? This was the scene in Hollywood yesterday. Has Lindsay become some kind of hero? She was joined by Spiderman, Batman, Robin, and the Hulk as she took part in a photo shoot that turned some heads. No one seems to be sure just what the shoot is for yet. Maybe a commercial. At least hanging with super heroes should keep her out of trouble for awhile. Unless they all went to rehab together and this is a reunion. Then this may spell trouble.

I have never seen Spidey look like a stuffed pillow before. He’s pushing a baby carriage with a baby Spidey, so I can only conclude that this is a dream sequence where Lindsay got knocked up by the webbed one. Interesting.

[Celebridiot]

Lindsay Lohan’s publicist announced on Friday that the party-loving starlet has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, telling People magazine, “She’s been attending some meetings and it’s going to be a slow process.” The 20 year old actress made the decision for the treatment on her own volition.

Lohan’s mother, Dina, acknowledged the meetings saying that “It’s a positive thing,” in an interview Friday with E! Entertainment Television’s Ryan Seacrest,

Lohan’s late-night adventures have garnered a lot of press coverage. Back in July, James Robinson, an executive at Morgan Creek Productions accused Lohan of being “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” as a result of her “all night heavy partying”.