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Madonna has sparked another controversy, this time not regarding her withered harpy body, but by including Republican presidential hopeful John McCain in a video montage shown on her new tour that includes Adolf Hitler and Robert Mugabe.

“The comparisons are outrageous, unacceptable and crudely divisive all at the same time,” McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said in a statement reported by Fox News.

The montage is shown as Madonna performs the song “Get Stupid” on her “Sticky & Sweet” tour. She shows images of McCain, Hitler and Mugabe among shots depicting destruction and global warming until the song ends, when images of John Lennon, Al Gore, Mahatma Gandhi and Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama are shown.

I don’t see the problem. It’s called Get Stupid. Does Mccain think he’s smart or something? He’s not and he deserves to be in the montage. He’s part of the problem, while enlightened individuals like John Lennon are the kind of solution we need.

This is like when the old guy in the retirement home starts bitching. You don’t really give a shit and you figure he just needs his diaper changed.

He no doubt also claims to have rubbed a few out while watching it.

According to Great Britain’s The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape. He claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer’s Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon meetings.

Why would A-Rod bang a leathery old harpy when he could have anyone?

It’s always nice when an old leathery skank mentors a young used up skank. The Sun reports that the pair will join forces for Madonna’s “sticky and sweet tour”. Sticky and sweet?

How about Itchy and Scratchy? That’s how your left feeling after being with either one. If Madonna looks at you through the TV your dick burns. They will “appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots”.

The material girl is turning 50 this year, yet somehow she still manages to keep herself and her fake british accent in the spotlight. Now she, like many others are turning to technology for marketing.

Seven tracks from her upcoming album, Hard Candy, will be available to Vodafone customers before it’s April 28 release. The tunes will not be free apparently, just early so some can have bragging rights.

To Madonna: You shouldn’t name your new album Hard Candy.

A)Hard Candy is for old people to put in dishes on top of doilies.
B)It makes it too easy for me to make jokes about how your new album sucks like Hard Candy.
C)What is that, a sexual reference?
D)I enjoy softer candy, preferably with a nuget center. Snickers is really awesome and it really does satisfy me.

[Crave]

Often as a celebrities pocketbook expands, their penchant for being wasteful increases. Case in point, Madonna: The venereal material girl.

Spending $10,000 per month on water is about as stupid as it gets.

According to In Touch Weekly, she recently confided to a pal that she picked up the habit of drinking only specially blessed Kabbalah water, which costs about $5 per bottle. Apparently Madonna ships cartons of it to wherever she is staying, which also adds to the expense.

I admit, I don’t know what the hell Kabbalah water is, but just because some monk peed in it doesn’t make it worth $5 a bottle.

[MSNBC]