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PETA advocate Pamela Anderson is so angry about the shirt that Jessica Simpson wore a few weeks ago claiming that “Real Women Eat Meat” that she called her a few names while being interviewed for an Australian radio show:

“I think she is a bitch and whore.

She continued,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

It’s funny that the biggest whore around is calling another whore a whore.

Looks like Tommy Lee and Pamela are back together again. Beatings and drug abuse, not to mention porn, will soon follow.

Apparently he couldn’t sleep at night on their water bed without using her tits as a flotation device and she couldn’t live another day without a beating. It had also been awhile since she had a boner in her mouth while on tape.

Hugh Hefner recently turned 82, so Pam Anderson jumped out of his birthday cake! Scared him to death too, so he clutched his heart and asked for one last piece of poontang. That last part is a lie, but very likely.

Don’t get me wrong, Pam was a hot babe many years ago, but today she looks like one of those overly tanned older ladies with too much make-up. Too much plastic surgery. Might as well have one of the Golden Girls jumping out of the cake.

The Girls Next Door did not want to be outdone so presented Hugh with chocolate-shaped body parts. Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.”

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It was an early Thanksgiving for some Las Vegas residents on Wednesday night, when Baywatch Babe and top-heavy silicone torpedo carrier, Pam Anderson showed up to serve veggie Turkey Day dinners.

Did I mention that she brought along some of her PETA pals? The idea was to hand out meat-free dinners to some of the more impoverished residents of Sin City. While there, the group took advantage of the opportunity to promote their vegetarian ways to the homeless.

Apparently they are against meat in all forms, including the meaty fleshy lump we call a brain.

A) These people are homeless.

B) Beggars can’t be choosers. In other words, the homeless have bigger problems then your meat politics.

Get a clue! Have a thick steak. It will get your head straight, Pam/PETA.

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Proof that what happens in Vegas, does not always stay in Vegas. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon tied the knot on Saturday evening between Pam’s performances on the Las Vegas Strip. The 40 year old former “Baywatch” star wore a white denim Valentino dress.(Don’t worry Pam, no comment from us on your color choice.)

The couple fit their vows in between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of “Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic” at Planet Hollywood resort, where Pam is starring as a magician’s assistant.

You might remember Salomon from such hits as the Paris Hilton sex videotape, from when he dated the heiress. Or his brief starring role in “I dated actress Shannen Doherty”.

This will be marriage number 3 for Pam, having been previously married to Kid Rock and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. Is she destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor? I’ll let you know when I report on husband number 4, sometime down the road.

Congratulations Pam. From all of us here at PopTherapy. You sure know how to pick ‘em.

Let’s hope this one lasts. If you throw enough male celebrities at a pair of implants, one of them is bound to stick eventually.