Archive for the 'Pamela Anderson' Category

I think it’s a new campaign. Maybe “Squatting For PETA” or some crap. She’s easing out a Cleveland steamer alongside a cooler full of dukey that they intend to throw on animal hating A-holes. She looks like she’s grunting and that’s because he crap is twice as rigid as the rest of ours due to the amount of silicone in her body.

Pam was evacuated from her hotel following a gas leak, but apparently the actress was reportedly more concerned about not having her make-up on. She was staying in a five-star hotel in Paris when the alarm sounded, and all residents were forced to leave their rooms.

But Pam wasn’t dressed and was reluctant to be seen in public without makeup. Then everyone would know that Tammy Faye Baker and Pam Anderson are the same creature, kept alive by feeding off rockstar cock and getting too much sun.

A source tells Britain’s Daily Mirror, “She was mortified. Her curlers were still in and she was wearing a baggy bathrobe. She looked more like Nora Batty than a Baywatch pin-up.
“She begged the firemen to smuggle her through the kitchen. But they insisted on bundling her out the front entrance, where about 200 screaming fans were waiting.”

Celebrities are smarter then I often give them credit for. Seems some of them are bright enough to see through this republican Sarah Palin bullshit. Pam has a message for bull-dyke running mate below.

wtf? Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off. I thought he pretty much had a vagina these days. I guess they could scissor each other to death. Which would be interesting because I’ve never seen two facially messed up Batman villains do it.

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

See for yourself. She loves to cake the make up on to hide all of the wrinkles and BJ lines. She’s been looking freaky for awhile, but it’s getting ridiculous. She’s like the Joker!

Former and current silicon titted whore Pamela Anderson staged an animal rights protest at a KFC outlet in Australia Thursday, despite the fast foot chain partially bankrolling her trip Down Under.

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC,” she said in the letter, which was released by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

“Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

This bitch is serious. Just the other day I was choking my own chicken and she jumped in through my window in a superhero outfit and slapped it right outta my hand. Needless to say I keep calling her back because a cock in the hand is like the batsignal to this skank.

PETA advocate Pamela Anderson is so angry about the shirt that Jessica Simpson wore a few weeks ago claiming that “Real Women Eat Meat” that she called her a few names while being interviewed for an Australian radio show:

“I think she is a bitch and whore.

She continued,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

It’s funny that the biggest whore around is calling another whore a whore.

Looks like Tommy Lee and Pamela are back together again. Beatings and drug abuse, not to mention porn, will soon follow.

Apparently he couldn’t sleep at night on their water bed without using her tits as a flotation device and she couldn’t live another day without a beating. It had also been awhile since she had a boner in her mouth while on tape.

Hugh Hefner recently turned 82, so Pam Anderson jumped out of his birthday cake! Scared him to death too, so he clutched his heart and asked for one last piece of poontang. That last part is a lie, but very likely.

Don’t get me wrong, Pam was a hot babe many years ago, but today she looks like one of those overly tanned older ladies with too much make-up. Too much plastic surgery. Might as well have one of the Golden Girls jumping out of the cake.

The Girls Next Door did not want to be outdone so presented Hugh with chocolate-shaped body parts. Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.”

[Stupidcelebrities]

It was an early Thanksgiving for some Las Vegas residents on Wednesday night, when Baywatch Babe and top-heavy silicone torpedo carrier, Pam Anderson showed up to serve veggie Turkey Day dinners.

Did I mention that she brought along some of her PETA pals? The idea was to hand out meat-free dinners to some of the more impoverished residents of Sin City. While there, the group took advantage of the opportunity to promote their vegetarian ways to the homeless.

Apparently they are against meat in all forms, including the meaty fleshy lump we call a brain.

A) These people are homeless.

B) Beggars can’t be choosers. In other words, the homeless have bigger problems then your meat politics.

Get a clue! Have a thick steak. It will get your head straight, Pam/PETA.

[Celebrity-Gossip.net]