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Sometimes it’s best to keep one’s mouth shut. As typically happens, Stupid Spice opened her mouth and gave us a glimpse of shallow thought processes. In short, she thinks very highly of herself(Despite looking like a mannequin) and she believes true fans are the ones that cry and pass out when they see her.

“When I went to Japan recently there were lots of lovely little Japanese people there to greet me. There were tears, which I always like. I think that shows you are a true fan, when you cry - or when you pass out. When the paramedics are called, it’s always a good sign. That shows real determination as a fan.”

Shallow much? I bet she’d be over the moon if some deluded “little Japanese people” committed suicide at the sight of her. Jesus Posh, your 15 minutes have got to be nearly up. Don’t alienate the few fans you have left.

It’s like she thinks she’s Snow White and the Japanese people are the 7(billion) Dwarves.

[DamnImCute]

Seems that Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham is unhappy with the fact that she has a total of 4 lines on the new Spice Girls track. I guess it never occurred to her that producers know how to sell albums.

A spokesman for the band had this to say. “The verses have all been shared out equally among the five members and they all sing together on the chorus.”

C’mon Vicky, at best you look like a walking mannequin these days, whose nipples proceed her. Carrying your trendy handbag is a full day for you. Be thankful for what you have.

I’m guessing that memorizing those 4 lines nearly made her head explode. And while we are on the subject of Posh, why exactly does she shape shift from sometimes store mannequin, to looking like a weird alien hybrid? I mean, half the time, her sunglasses seem too big for her body. She can’t be from this planet.

Yep. If you want to get through to Posh, you have to send signals through the SETI satellite dish, and if you get the WOW signal back, it’s because that thought doesn’t overwhelm her.

Smarten up Posh. Be real. Not real weird.