Archive for the 'Prince' Category

You know you are getting to be old old rocker when you need your hip replaced due to years of dance moves taking their toll. Prince is 49 years old. Not ancient by any means, but in music years that’s like 85.

“He used to wear high-heeled boots every day and doctors told him that may have contributed to his condition.”

“Over the years he has battered his body so much that his joints, especially his hips, are causing him a lot of discomfort.”

So in conclusion, acting gender neutral on stage for many years will take it’s toll on your body.

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We know him as Prince. Oh yeah and also that weird-ass symbol. But to his momma and the law he will always be Prince Rogers Nelson. According to TMZ.com, Pop Star Prince decided to do a little early Trick-Or-Treating. The trick was that His Purple Majesty took 12 AVID hard drives and the treat for Prince was that he never paid for them.

A lawsuit was filed yesterday in Los Angeles Superior Court. In it, Ian Lewis claims that the Purple clown Prince of rock took 12 AVID IS SCSI Shuttle Drives that are worth $12,000. He also says that the pop star and his people never had any intention of returning or paying for them.

He’s also claiming that he loaned Prince a $25,000 computer, which got returned by his people broken. The man is seeking damages of $1,000,000.

Some of us more paranoid types have long suspected that “Prince” aka “weird symbol”, is really Batman’s arch nemesis, the Joker. I mean c’mon…Skinny and weird, bad fashion Purple Suits, very effeminate, and now, crime!

The Joker is the clown “Prince” of crime after all! It all makes sense now.