Archive for the 'Rosie O'Donnell' Category

I hope you have a widescreen TV so you can see all of her in frame when she returns to TV to throw her cellulite around. People says:

O’Donnell’s NBC special – airing Nov. 26, the night before Thanksgiving – will serve up a smorgasbord of celebrity guests, comic turns, musical acts and a prize giveaway for both the show’s in-studio and at-home audiences, according to the network.

Sounds interactive. She better not eat my fucking Thanksgiving meal.

I like to call this little feud “The Hulk Vs. The Bulk”.

Thursday, during a press event promoting his new Gladiator show, someone asked the Hulkster which celebrity he would most like to see enter the arena. He answered quickly and decisively.

“Without a doubt Rosie O’Donnell. Somebody needs to shut that big mouth up.”

Amen to that Brotha. Many have tried, including Trump. Nothing seems to shut her up, except presumably a buffet. Since I don’t hang out with her, I can’t confirm that.

Anyway, when Rosie heard, she put down the cupcakes and took to her blog:

hulk hogan
the wrestler guy
wants to pummel me
isnt that sweet
and wildly odd

its like a gang of gross guys
a club almost
old dumb white and on tv

nearly 4000 dead in iraq
focus
we r in atlanta
for jane fondas b day
70 and stunning
she - i adore

GCAPP.ORG
peace out

Quite a poet. No doubt proof that twinkies can be very inspiring, when ho-hos aren’t your muse.

But that doesn’t even make sense Rosie. What the hell is going on in Iraq that I need to know about? Stop being cryptic and tell me. I’m too busy providing valuable celebrity news.

[AOL]

Rosie O’Donnell has never had any problems keeping her opinion to herself. After Oprah she was the queen of the daytime talk show circuit four years ago and had her very own monthly magazine too but her outspoken ways and adversarial nature soon short circuited both of those venues. She then took some time off before landing one the vacant Star Jones spot on “The View” which drove up ratings but also set off the start of several confrontations with co-host Elizabeth “I’m so Republican” Hasselbeck. And then there was the matter of Rosie’s very public and nasty name calling feud with the King of All Comb-Overs, Mistah Donald Trump. By the start of the fall Rosie had exited “The View” and we had just started to think that maybe we would have a couple of months without another new Rosie story.

Not so fast! According to multiple reports O’Donnell is close to signing with MSNBC and getting her own political talk show. Rosie apparently spilled the secret to fans at a book signing last weekend and as the story developed legs others confirmed that she was indeed in talks with the news network. The word is that her show would replace the ailing “Live with Dan Abrams” in the MSNBC 9 PM slot. That would place her in direct competition with CNN’s “Larry King Live” and Fox News’ “Hannity & Colmes”. The PopTherapists are interested in seeing what Rosie would do with her own political pundit show because we like watching fireworks go off as much as anyone else but we also wonder would her daytime fans flock to the late evening show? That’s a long day if you’re watching “The View” early in the morning and then Rosie’s show in the night.