Archive for the 'Sean Combs' Category

Okay…So putting a bow tie on some naked girls for that Chippendale look in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue…I’m weirded out. What else can one say?

I go all out to bring you the news that matters. Like Diddy stepping in a pile dogshit that is steaming and stinking more then that Work For Diddy show. Looks like it was a nice big steaming pile until half of it went in his treads. And looking at the size of his bodyguard, I’m thinking it went down his leg first.

Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Pee Deeply/P. Diddy (or whatever the hell he’s called today) is launching a car service to drive drunk celebrities home.

Brilliant. He saw a need in the market and he’s exploiting it. He hopes it will put an end to many celebrity DUI arrests.

A representative for Combs says, “He wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly.”

Hey Sean…Any chance you can create a service that puts underwear on Britney’s crotch? I’m getting kinda tired of seeing that particular Hot Pocket.

[DamnImCute]

He made not be making much music of his own these days but any doubt that Sean “Diddy” Combs isn’t one of music’s shrewdest business people should now be long gone.

Diddy has just inked a sweet deal with the makers of Ciroc vodka that guarantees him a whopping 50% share in the profits of the alcoholic beverage. Combs isn’t agreeing to endorse the high-end vodka, he’s becoming intimately involved with the running, marketing and sales of the product right down to in which stores Ciroc will be sold to consumers. He wants to bring style, sophistication and sex to the brand name and believes that he deliver all that to Ciroc’s owners, Diageo PLC. “They’re looking for something that tastes like their lifestyle,” Puffy told of the kind of people he wants to bring to consume Ciroc, the assembled press at the unveiling of the deal. “It’s that trendsetter, that hipster, someone who’s looking for luxury and looking for something better.”

For a man that has crafted his music persona into a multi-million dollar apparel and perfume products we certainly think that Combs is the one to make drinking high-end vodka the next it thing amongst the club crowd. And if Ciroc’s public star begins to rise as everyone hopes for Diddy stands up to make $100 million dollars from his new deal. That’s a lot of bottles.