Turns out man-bras actually exist, and here they are. Made by Japanese underwear maker Wish Room, each man-bra promises support where you need it most: on your hefty man tits. Now there’s no excuse. I don’t want to see another single floppy man tit on fat dudes.
80sTees has this amazing shirt for pre-order. This may be the best shirt ever.
Some dude is hawking Obama underwear. This is an ad for said underwear. Part of it may be slightly NSFW. John McCain gets horny, attacks Palin. Obama comes to the rescue.
Get these gamer baby clothes for your baby and get them ready for a life full of Hot Pockets and Cheese doodles while they sit their fat asses in front of a screen and build up mana, hit points and all that shit. You start them off with some easy shit like Space Invaders, then when they turn 4 you give them an NES, by the time they hit 8 they’ll be ready for XBox. Next thing you know you have a tub of shit in your living room playing WoW, talking about “Hey mom, I need a hot pocket, I’m on a quest to find the sword of exploding anus.”
Ahh the memories. They grow so fast.
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Lindsay Lohan came out with her “6126″ line of leggings to honor legendary actress Marilyn Monroe, but the one kind seems to be made for blowjobs. The ones pictured on the left feature knee pads and are called “Mr. President” because Marilyn blew JFK.
That Lindsay sure is a class act. I’d like to see a demo of these leggings in action. The slogan should be, “These leggings protect your knees, not your tonsils.”
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Here’s an Empire Strikes Back belt that will keep your gut tucked in tubby. Refinding is a company from Kansas City that makes accessories out of all kinds of trash and reclaimed materials. Stuff like tire treads, tennis balls, typewriter letters, and even trading cards. It will cost you $32.
The Gerbils are rebelling against Richard Gere. They’ve had enough. Buy a shirt and help these small creatures who have fought bravely against dark, cramped spaces, much like the legendary Lemmywinks.
If you’ve ever wanted an NES or Genesis controller belt buckle, you are in luck geeky readers. You can also get SNES, Atari, and NES Advantage styles. They range in price from $30 to $50. Hold your pants up in style while you’re shooting for the high score in a classic game of pocket pinball.
Word of warning: The Atari joystick one makes it look like you have a second retro wang.
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Are you a dork? Did you grow up with the classic NES? Not afraid to be seen in this thing? You are a better geek then I…
A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.
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