Archive for the 'Clothes' Category

So this is what the Space Invaders really look like. I knew it. We always saw them as flat 8-bit graphics. Turns out they’re just like us, flying around in ships and blowing stuff up.

No wonder we never won against them. We were shooting at their damn shadows. I have a new found respect for them now. And now that we know their true form they should be easy to kill. You can get this shirt for only $18.

[Fashionably Geek]

This is a line of Mario-inspired eveningwear. It’s all sparkly and is best worn when attending a ball in the Mushroom kingdom. These come from crafster user montyfull. Further proof that geeks are inheriting the Earth… And attending events in video-game wear.

What I really want to see is an evening dress with a 1-up mushroom on each buttcheek, so I have an excuse to cop a feel. I was just trying to get an extra life, I swear.

[Geekologie]

This ski mask featuring the Joker’s mug from The Dark Knight is an officially licensed product. Officially crazy. This thing will get you locked up. Especially if you talk crazy and lick your lips a lot and laugh. If you see some dude wearing this, kick the crap out of him, then call the cops. No one will question the fact that he deserves to be put away.

[Greatwhitesnark]

Ninjas are tough right? Nearly un-killable. Therefore if you can slay a ninja and wrap it around your neck and wear it as a scarf, you must be the ultimate badass. No one will mess with you ever again.

Now you can walk around saying, “You want some of this?” and “Who’s my next scarf bitches?”

Only $9.

[Uberreview]

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

Here’s something that might come in handy in your everyday nerd life. A knit hat that will give you Princess Leia buns on the side of your head.

Whether you want to spice up your sex life with some dress up or just use it for your one-man Star Wars show where you dress up as every character and dance on stage. Hey, I ain’t judging.

Designed by ansleybleu on Etsy, they’re only selling the pattern that shows how to knit one yourself and not the actual hat itself. It’s sold out, but it’s a pattern, so I’m sure they’ll have more.

[Etsy]

You’ll want to get this awesome Nintendo Family Tree Tee. Only $19.95. It shows the entire Nintendo genealogy.

[Product Page]

These socks will turn your feet into a pair of smokin’ butts. If you choose to put them on saggy old lady tits, so she has a smokin’ pair, that’s your business. $9.99.

[Product Page]

Check out this awesome shirt. But don’t be fooled by it. Even as an old man the flash will run circles around your ass.

[Product Page]

Everyone is always asking how you got injured, right? Well, now they can keep their stupid questions to themselves. These illustrative slings will show them what happened.

Too bad they don’t have one that shows your buddy playing the Wii and you getting a Wiimote rammed up your butt. I hear that’s pretty common.

[Uberreview]