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Ok. So, I figure by now that Kid Rock aka Robert Ritchie would get it into his head by now. You can’t fight everyone. Well, I guess you can. You are just gonna end up in jail a lot.

His latest arrest was in Atlanta after allegedly getting into a brawl at a Waffle House of all places. Now, I long ago labeled his particular brand of music “Redneck Rap” and I have to say the fact that it took place at a waffle house is no surprise. They seem to be magnets for rednecks on the rampage. Rock and 5 of his posse were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of battery.

Apparently it went down like this. Kid Rock stopped at the Waffle House at 5:15 AM on Sunday after performing earlier. A customer apparently recognized Rock’s female companion and they exchanged words. He was probably defending what little that was left of her honor. Pretty soon they were fighting in the parking lot as if God had engineered his very own cock fight pitting a scuzzy rocker against a nobody.

The customer was charged with a felony count of second degree criminal damage to property for smashing a window. Kid posted bond at about 5:00 PM and left the jail, signing autographs for fans on his way back to his tour bus.

Well, you have to give him credit. He tries to live up to his song, “American Badass”, but it plays out closer to The Saga of Joe Dirt.

I’m gonna call him waffles from now on. I’m hoping it will stick. Rock on Waffles…Rock on!

So, this past weekend the Spears girls spent some quality time together. It was good to see Britney with family. Hopefully she had a long talk with sis Jamie Lynn, because the younger Spears still has her own dramatic rise and tragic fall ahead of her. It’s good to have a mentor. Someone to tell you how to handle paparazzi, or how to dance like a zombie at the VMA awards. Even how to hook up with slacker losers like Kevin Federline and let them suck from your career like a pale, white boy, rapping leech. Ahh sisters. It is a special bond…What a special day…

Until a local(And I can only assume slightly inebriated redneck)woman starts yelling “Get the f–k out of our neighborhood, Britney! Nobody wants you in this neighborhood!”

But sisters don’t let that jazz go down. Jamie Lynn defended what little is left of Brit’s honor at this point, yelling, “Move the f–k out!” Then the possibly psycho woman reached out as if to push Jamie Lynn, but Brit pulled her back. Check out the video.

Can’t you just see Britney and jamie making a kick-Ass superhero team?

Spears Twin powers, activate!

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