Archive for the 'Food' Category

The Japanese know how to eat. By making it into a game. Bandai’s new somen-making toy looks like a water amusement park. It’s a slide for “nagashi somen,” thin somen noodles that are served in a stream of water. The noodles come out of a little house at the top of the slide and end up in a strainer at the bottom.

Imagine the noodle races you could have. The money you could win from betting on your noodle…

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This thing looks like a half-eaten zombie meal. I call the heart. If I saw people eating this thing with their bare hands all savage-like, I would immediately whip out my shotgun and deliver them into the next world with some head-shots. Then I would take some green herbs and replenish my health, check my inventory and finish my real life Resident Evil game by running away from the cops.

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Here’s a treat for those who love the taste of Latex, without all of that cock. You’ll love Condom Ice Cream. The package features a condom-loving turtle. But condoms kill turtles. It’s a fact. Condoms clog our oceans and turtles deep-throat them and gag, then die.

You’ll need a pair of scissors, because you have to cut the latex to get at the sweet condom juice inside.
No joke. Poor turtles.

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You might remember our list of 25 awesome geek cakes. Well, here’s another 25. I get a sugar rush just looking at these. Hit the link for all of them in all their sugary glory.

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We have seen a lot of cool, weird and beautiful cakes here, but I think this is the first time we’ve seen a birthday cake in the shape of a camera. The neat creation belongs to Flickr member fsumaria. The outside was made of fondant and the inside is red velvet cake.

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Here are some more geek cakes to add to our list of 25 geek cakes. In this case it’s a gallery of WoW cakes. 11 Warcraft cakes. Some are awesome, others look like they were made by a first grader.

I question the legitimacy of these cakes, because it means that these goobers had to leave the computer for an hour. They probably had to make guild rules just to set the oven to the proper temp. Hit the link to check out more.

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Papercraft turkey is dry. And you don’t cut it, it cuts you. Invite some friends over this Thanksgiving and serve up this baby. Just tell them you’re on some new paper diet. Then soak it in gravy and act like it’s delicious. Those bastards will leave real quick for some restaurant. Then you can get back to your football game. Now that’s a good holiday.

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As geek cakes go, this one is fairly simple, yet amazingly awesome. It will let you relive that classic scene from raiders before devouring it’s sugary deliciousness. I hope he has the weight right on that pouch…

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This is the world’s nastiest cookbook. It’s called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. Somehow I don’t think Martha Stewart would approve.

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Jesus Christ, Lucas will approve anything. I bet you can even buy some wookie lube so your lightsaber goes in easier. Well, if you’ve ever dreamed about being the Martha Stewart of the Star Wars universe(That would be Mon Motha btw) you’ll want these cookbooks.

Each volume is loaded with different types of inter-galactic recipes: drinks, breakfasts, main courses, desserts, and more. Volume 2 adds some great new culinary concoctions, such as Boss Nass Broccoli, Opee’s Sea Crunch, and Darth Double Dogs (doubling as a light saber you can eat!) Age is no issue when it comes to Star Wars cuisine – kids as well as adults will have a great time with these books. Whether you drove to your first Star Wars flick or just had your fifth birthday, there’s no reason you can’t whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed.

They cost $15 a piece and will teach you how Lucas tosses his salad.

[Thinkgeek]