Archive for the 'Geeky' Category

It will cost you $99. Everyone will know you are a nerd pretending to be a hero, but who cares right? We’ve You’ve been laughed at your whole life anyway. Tip: Never EVER ask your wife for sex while wearing a fedora and asking her to dress up like a Nazi chick because you want to raid her ark. It’s all good until you bring the whip out…And it turns on you. You’d be surprised how creative an angry woman with a whip can get.

[Thinkgeek]

A shirt with some good advice…when it comes to gadgets…Not women. Never try another hole with your lady friend unless you have permission. Trust me on this. That goes for various objects around the house too, including watermelons, various fruit and toilet paper tubes. It doesn’t matter how I know. Just heed my advice.

[Thinkgeek]

Over at Lunatica Frenetica they have about 13 more characters that have been “untooned”. They include Stewie and Peter Griffin, Marge Simpson and many more. Obviously people have way too much time on their hands. Thank God too! Us geeks love toons.

[Lunatica Frenetica]

I think my dreams have just come true. A cute girl playing games on a huge ass NES controller? Why does this never happen at my house? The NES Coffee Table can actually be used as a controller during game play, and it also provides excellent space for storing away all of your gaming gear.

[The Brick]

Okay fellow geeks, it’s time to get your Halloween costume ready in May. Here’s the helmet. You are on your own with the rest of the armor. It’s officially licensed by Marvel Comics. It’s available at www.80stees.com for $60 but too bad it’s out of stock.

[2dayblog]

Geeks love the Batman. And when you combine Batman merchandise with the fact that Heath Ledger just died, a morbid kind of collectible is born and dumbasses think that it will go up in value despite the fact that a chinese factory cranked out 85 billion of them.

The Heath Ledger Joker dolls from the Dark Knight movie have completely sold out, according to Toys R Us and are selling on eBay for $17.00+

I find it amusing that people are going to overpay for them now and in less then a year they won’t be worth crap. You know, unless you hold onto it for like 50 years.

When your kid says, “Tell me of this Batman you speak of.”

Alright, I’m a geek. I want one. But I’ll get it next year for cheap.
[Celebpulp]

If you want to sell something, just add the Star Wars element and it will sell. That’s why Georgie-Porgie Lucas pimps out the Star Wars brand all over the damn world. StarWars.com recently published a collection of ‘10 Cool Star Wars Posters from Japan’ and among them are these ads from a Panasonic Star Wars campaign from the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Yeah, that’s real great George, riding a satellite dish while sandwiched between an Ewok and a Wookie. Looks like just another night in your mansion. George and the Ewok both look quite content to be on the receiving end, while the Wookie is really giving them the business.

Another pic below.
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The good folks over at Techeblog have put together an article highlighting a few neat super hero themed computers. Because when geeks put comic books down…Well, geeks never put comics down.

Above is a cool Hulk inspired computer. Hit the link for more. Most notably some Batman and an Optimus Prime mod.

[Techeblog]

Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

I’m not tough enough for a tattoo, but if I was I would get this awesome tattoo all over my body. Then I could walk around naked and look like I was changing into my Spidey suit.

This may well be the most ultimately geeky tattoo ever! Pics of the arms below.
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