Archive for the 'Gold Diggers' Category

The former number-one girlfriend of the Playboy founder confirmed her break up with Hef this week, simply telling celebrity gossip blog TMZ: “Hef and I aren’t together.”

Truth is that old man sex is fucking nasty. It’s like when you walk in on your grandparents fucking, but your grandmother happens to be the lovely Holly Madison riding and grinding against shriveled prunes that drag against the bed and every once in a while your grandfather actually moves despite the risk of a stroke, always allowing the Grim Reapers Scythe to just miss, because he’s right there watching this horror and doing his best to end it.

I’ll try to keep this brief lest I taste my own vomit thanks to yet another Heather Mills photo. The gold digger’s picture below, was taken by top fashion photographer Tony McGee in 1999, and was originally meant to promote Mills’ anti-landmine charity. She didn’t publish it at the time because she feared McCartney’s view of her might change if it were released. Now that she’s got the money, she doesn’t give a toss.

She’s got 2 boobs and a stump, and by god she’s gonna show em. Pic below.
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The very public and very messy divorce between Paul McCartney and his ex-wife Heather Mills could cost the former Beatle more than 25 million pounds (that would be $50 million dollars in American bills please!) After months of negotiations between the two’s lawyers Mills attorney has managed to open the purse strings of McCartney a little wider and turn his initial 5 million pounds settlement figure to a larger 25 million pounds. For a guy like Paul who’s reportedly worth 825-or-so million pounds (that’s $1.6 billion American dollars) what’s another 20 million to make sure his former lady love remains true to her promise as well as the confidentiality clause he made her sign. For Heather that works out to about 12 million dollars U.S. for each of the four years that the two were married, not bad pocket change for a 39-year-old smooching someone old enough to be her dad.

But even with the lucrative prospect of a 25 million pound payday Heather Mills and her attorney aren’t in a rush to sign the paperwork. Perhaps they think that Paul can afford to pay more for their quartet of happy years or maybe she thinks that she deserves more. She may get it still but in the court of public opinion the verdict is already in and it’s not favorable: she’s a gold digger!

In a case that sounds like a bad Law and Order plot, a chauffer for Yoko Ono allegedly threatened to release potentially embarrassing photographs and audio recordings if she did not pay him $2 million.

According to Assistant District Attorney Maureen O’Conner, Koral Karsan, 50, said “he had people on standby waiting to kill the victim on his orders.” She made this remarks at Karsan’s arraignment in Manhattan Criminal Court.

Tanya Kennedy, after hearing from O’Connor that Karsan “had threatened to kill the victim,” set Karsan’s bail at $500,000 bond or $250,000 cash, and gave the district attorney’s office 72 hours to examine the source of the money if it is posted

Karsan is originally from Turkey and according to O’Connor has family, property and contacts in Turkey. O’Connor claimed that Karsan was an “extraordinary flight risk” and continued “there is no doubt he would flee.” Karsan had been in the country for approximately ten years.

Karsan’s defense lawyer, Patrick Kevin Brosnahan, said his client was not guilty and “will vigorously dispute these charges.”

The defendant maintained that Ono was trying “to stop me from pursuing a sexual harassment case.”

Police alleged that on December 8^th, Karsan delivered a note and a photo of Ono in her night gown to the Dakota apartment where Ono currently resides and at one time shared with John Lennon. The note was allegedly rambling and stated the he had secretly photographed Ono and made tape recordings of her during private moments and that he would publicize the material if she did not pay him.

The timing was especially bad as this was the night of the 26^th anniversary of John Lennon’s death. On the night of Dec. 8, 1980, Lennon and Ono were returning to their apartment in the Dakota when gunman Mark David Chapman shot John four times with a .38-caliber.

Karsan had been an employee for almost six years and had driven Ono almost everyday during that period.

Police claim they recorded Karsan talked about killing Ono, her son and himself during a conversation with one of Ono’s associates.

Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead has demanded a paternity test that Smith is refusing for her 6-week-old daughter. Smith’s lawyer and current boyfriend Howard K. Stern say the baby is Stern’s and Stern’s name is on the birth certificate. The order would require Anna Nicole to bring her new daughter to California for the DNA test.

All this shortly after Anna Nicole Smith’s first child, 20-year-old Daniel Smith, died in the Bahamas on Sept. 10th only three days after the birth of her daughter. Daniel Smith was buried on Thursday.

As if Anna Nicole doesn’t have enough to worry about, she is also facing a possible formal eviction from her current residence. G. Ben Thompson says he purchased the home for almost a million dollars in Myrtle Beach, SC as a favor to Smith and she would in turn purchase the mortgage at a later date. According to Thompson she has failed to do so, and she either needs to pay up or move out.