Archive for the 'Gossip' Category

First, let me just say that if I saw this thing walking down my street, I’d get a shotgun, because I would think it was the apocalypse and that cigarette smoking zombies were coming to eat my flesh.

Also, what with all the tatts and the striped shirt and general undercurrent of skank, she reminds me of a candy cane lying in a New York street. You know, kinda old and grayish with hair sticking to it and whatnot.

Anyhow, looks like Amy Winehouse and her husband may be getting a divorce. Hubby Blake Fielder-Civil asked for it. Looking at the above picture I can’t imagine why.

It’s pretty bad when a prison guy divorces you. He’s probably got better prospects he’s eyeing in the jail.

[Dotspotter]

It’s not Lindsay’s week. First, her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles told Britain’s News of the World that Lohan “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” and now Giles is selling photos he took of Lohan while they were together.

The story goes like this:

Two sweethearts meet in rehab and get addicted to sex with each other. Once the puss-bag ex is an ex he runs to the tabloids talking about their sloppy sex life. Then, dozens of e-mails find their way to magazine editors from a well-known photo agency. E-mails that included snapshots of Lohan in various states of undress, as well as a note that the pics were “personal photos taken by Riley Giles while he was dating Lindsay Lohan.”

Jessusss. You got nothing better to do then talk about sex that you USED to have with a hot girl? And when that fails, you’re gonna email pics? I’m guessing you won’t ever be getting anymore from Lindsay. Smooth move.

Jamie Lynn Spears has now joined her older sis Britney in making tabloid headlines on a regular basis. Some are pointing the finger of blame for the girls’ behavior on mom Lynne.

“Jamie wanted something different for her life, and her mom put her in situations she didn’t want to be in,” Alexa Nikolas, Spears’ ‘Zoey 101′ costar, told Us Weekly.

According to sources close to the Spears family, Lynne(also the girls’ manager) “treats her girls like a piggy bank.”

Well, I guess that’s a welcome change of pace, as they are mostly used to guys treating them as “sperm banks”.

“Lynne got all her money through those girls and loved it when it started rolling in,” a source told the magazine. “She’s the only one with a Land Rover in Kentwood.”

Poor girls. Just another pair of young children thrust into the spotlight. They never even got the chance to learn who they actually were, prior to being forced to perform 24/7 and growing up early.

The “No more wire hangers!” thing has got to suck too. I mean on one hand, it’s deal with your Psycho greedy mom, while on the other hand it’s go back to Kentucky and be a nobody with Cletus and Jethro hoping to strike enough oil, so you can fix a rocking chair to the top of the old Jalopy and get the hell out again.

[AOL]