Archive for the 'Gross' Category

Demi Moore has now grossed even me out. Her brother is apparently talking about her humping while lactating.

The Sun says, He said:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Thanks for the visual.

Not the planet. These chocolates are shaped like anuses. I almost didn’t share this one because it’s just so nasty and also juvenile. But since you know me so well, you knew I had to share this. Plus, I know that some of you have always wished there were some sort of choco-anus you could lick and suck. Hey, I’m not judging you. I have a blowup doll of Bea Arthur in my closet, wearing a swarovski studded girdle.

Here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct. Or as I like to call them, butthole bon bons. You can order a box of 12 or a single 35mm x 25mm x 25mm ‘Big Boy’ for about $6. And for a limited time you can get one made out of pure silver for about $470!

Eat up!

[Edibleanus]

Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.

Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.

Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.

I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.

[Elseware]

How are you gonna reinvent the bottle? It’s a tough one. There’s only so much you can do. So, why not market it to carry your pee all over the place?

Comes in his and hers blue and pink. Proudly pee anywhere you like, then carry it with you. Maybe take snapshots of you holding your pee bottle at famous landmarks. Just look at the kids in that pic. Those are some happy kids. They appear to be smelling their own urine.

[Mypeebottle]

Ben Russell walked all over the competition to become the sole title holder of “rottenest sneakers in the country”.

By the looks of those nasty shoes, the teen from Eagle River, Alaska was a shoo-in to win the championship. This kid brings new meaning to the phrase “My Dogs are Barkin’”

The annual Rotten Sneaker Contest is sponsored by Odor-Eaters and held in Montpelier, Vermont.

[Yahoo!]

If you are part of the Hollywood elite and attending the Oscars, after-parties and what have you, your condom should be formal as well. After all, that isn’t some buck toothed Betty from Alabama you’re going to getting jiggy with.

So whether it’s Paris,Lindsay,Brittany or even Amy Winehouse(God forbid), dress for the occasion. Safe in the knowledge that this is the only FDA approved printed condom you can buy.

[Nerd Approved]