Archive for the 'Gross' Category

Do your kids lack good toys? Is it because of the economy? Can’t afford Play-Dough? Try Poopy-Time Fun Shapes. If your kid can poop, then it’s play time. Fun with poop. Fun with shapes. Combine it with the fun game of “Spot the corn”.

[Foolishgadgets]

Here’s a treat for those who love the taste of Latex, without all of that cock. You’ll love Condom Ice Cream. The package features a condom-loving turtle. But condoms kill turtles. It’s a fact. Condoms clog our oceans and turtles deep-throat them and gag, then die.

You’ll need a pair of scissors, because you have to cut the latex to get at the sweet condom juice inside.
No joke. Poor turtles.

[Condomunity]

This is the world’s nastiest cookbook. It’s called Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes. Somehow I don’t think Martha Stewart would approve.

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I don’t think anyone looks forward to some doctor sticking his exam finger in their rectum, though I am convinced that some freaky pervs do this themselves on a regular basis. Those are the dudes who discolored fingers always eager to shake your hand. Anyway, this kit will allow you to examine your prostate all by yourself. Maybe in candlelight. Includes a finger, lube and a mirror.

[Nerd Approved]

Weird as that Lips Commercial is, it ain’t nothing compared to this. This is supposedly a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it’s real, then Microsoft really does smoke the crack rock. It’s just plain wrong. I won’t ruin it for ya. Just watch.

Now you can pop your zit and eat it too.

Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)

Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)

[RGS]

Demi Moore has now grossed even me out. Her brother is apparently talking about her humping while lactating.

The Sun says, He said:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Thanks for the visual.

Not the planet. These chocolates are shaped like anuses. I almost didn’t share this one because it’s just so nasty and also juvenile. But since you know me so well, you knew I had to share this. Plus, I know that some of you have always wished there were some sort of choco-anus you could lick and suck. Hey, I’m not judging you. I have a blowup doll of Bea Arthur in my closet, wearing a swarovski studded girdle.

Here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct. Or as I like to call them, butthole bon bons. You can order a box of 12 or a single 35mm x 25mm x 25mm ‘Big Boy’ for about $6. And for a limited time you can get one made out of pure silver for about $470!

Eat up!

[Edibleanus]

Ah, to be young again. The simple joys of play. Rocking on my rocking horse for minutes on end…Only to be forced to get off by a kid sized bladder and the need to drain the dragon.

Some brave inventor has said, “Screw that jazz. I piss where I play. Never again will play be cut short.” And so it is that we have…this. The Rocking Horse Toilet.

Designer Perry Dixon claims that the Rocking Horse Toilet provides health benefits because of its unique construction. The “rider” can expel waste more effectively because his knees are elevated thanks to the foot pegs.

I don’t care how he spins it. He wanted an excuse to piss on a toy horse due to his Western/Cowboy/Piss fetish.

[Elseware]