Happy hump day. Geeks don’t have much game with the ladies. But they know how to please a PC case. Just put on some Barry white and get busy with that sexy biatch of a PC case. Yeah baby. Who’s your daddy? I’m gonna upgrade you real good.
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This guy is my new hero. He undresses this woman using a huge digging machine, without pinching the woman in half with the machine’s giant claw hand. I always knew that if I ever became a giant robot, there was still a way to get women naked!
No, it’s not a new RPG with the Doritos name. Doritos are teasing consumers once again with Mystery flavors. Last year they launched an all black bag named X-13D that tasted like…cheeseburger.
This year Doritos has a new black mystery bag called ”The Quest”.
On the package, consumers are led online if they think they can guess the flavor. You play a series of puzzles for a chance to win $100,000 in gold (or the cash). The first three people to solve everything will be sent to a secret city for a live event to compete for the $100,00.
That’s a lot of fucking work, when I could just be eating Doritos.
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Many men give their penis a nickname…for some reason. Now, a site lets you register that name to prove it’s as unique as your penis itself. They give you a certificate and everything so it’s all official like. The name of the site is nameyourwang.com!
I’m hoping Engelbert Humperdinck is available.
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Marry Our Daughter is a website that’s been getting lots of press lately. It’s where hillbillys parents post their daughters and ask for proposals. There’s a short paragraph explaining the girl, and then the cost of the marriage. Prices can range from $20,000-$50,000 but I found a few real bargains that have some defects. Missing a few teeth, an extra toe, that kind of thing. Here’s a testimonial:
Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!
Listen, this is why rednecks and computers don’t mix. “Cletus, get over here. I gots an idear. Our little Louann has to be worth at least a case of bud and a dental visit. Hot damn! It’s corn fritters tonight!”
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Over at Lunatica Frenetica they have about 13 more characters that have been “untooned”. They include Stewie and Peter Griffin, Marge Simpson and many more. Obviously people have way too much time on their hands. Thank God too! Us geeks love toons.
Tom Cruise is trying to resell himself as the mega movie star of yesteryear, who is clearly not gay. Today, he launched his new website Tom Cruise.com. Surprisingly, it’s not powered by geocities, although I had heard that he was hoping for that. If you click around, you’ll find a lot of meaningless and shameless self promotion. It’s all very suspicious as there’s no mention of Scientology or Katie.
It’s all clearly not gay, the cheesy poses, the music, the message from Tom. Yep, it’s all very straight and boring. But it still doesn’t convince me somehow…That he’s not gay.
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Tanya Devereaux claims she’ll do every virgin that takes an oath of internet neutrality.
I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’. Description of Services The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
I think I could fake the whole virginity thing. So I’m in. Terms of service and a better pic of below.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve been looking for Waldo everywhere for years and haven’t found the bastard yet. I almost caught him with my wife when I came home early from work one day about 5 years ago. I heard some moaning, and Oh Yes’, and “do me hard you geeky stripe wearing freak”, so I ran to the bedroom and burst in. I saw a blur of red and white stripes as the son of a bitch fled and camouflaged himself like Predator. Ever since he has become my arch enemy. I’ll find him…One day.
Until that day comes, there’s always Google Earth. Where On Earth Is Waldo? is the creation of Melanie Cole, a Media Art student who came up with the idea for her graduation project. Waldo has been painted on Vancouver, BC rooftops, creating a larger-than-life high-tech game of Where’s Waldo. The final version of the project will be shown as part of the Emily Carr Graduation Exhibit 08 in May.
One day Waldo…One day…
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Toiletron is a bathroom-inspired Transformer created in “Aviary”.
The only transformer who will kick the crap out of you and then flush it afterwards.
I dub thee PLOP-timus Grime.
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