Archive for the 'Lists' Category

Don’t get me wrong, we get a ton of great visitors here at the ‘Therapy, but we also get our share of cretins,lowlifes,midgets,fetish freaks, aliens,illegal aliens, Indy chasing Nazis, republicans, and other oily sludge from the bottom of the humanity barrel. Here are some of the searches from this week that actually brought some of you here:

tit sucking

old tits

jennifer lopez camel toe

image + pubic hair + underwear

Clay Aiken’s package

squishy anus

Lindsay Lohan blowjob face

celebrities in diapers

Poop shaped like lincoln

That’s just some of the searches that brought you here this week. I can’t make this shit up. You are all great examples of human genetics dunked in feces, but I love ya. I hope your grandmother’s are proud.

I’m not sure what the deal is with devoting arm space to celebrities. I mean, what have they done for you? They entertain you sure, but I would think that a design that comes more from within would be more meaningful. That’s why I’m getting a tattoo of Super Mario banging Martha Stewart from behind while she makes cupcakes. It just seems to sum up my inner turmoil.

Check out a bunch of celeb tattoos that regular Joes have on their bodies. No Martha though. That bitch is fine. And she knows how to decorate.

[EW]

Over at The Brick, we’ve compiled a list of awesome Sci-Fi robots. Some old, some new, all shiny metal friends. Hit the link to check it out.

[Slippery Brick]

If you want to sell something, just add the Star Wars element and it will sell. That’s why Georgie-Porgie Lucas pimps out the Star Wars brand all over the damn world. StarWars.com recently published a collection of ‘10 Cool Star Wars Posters from Japan’ and among them are these ads from a Panasonic Star Wars campaign from the late ’80s and early ’90s.

Yeah, that’s real great George, riding a satellite dish while sandwiched between an Ewok and a Wookie. Looks like just another night in your mansion. George and the Ewok both look quite content to be on the receiving end, while the Wookie is really giving them the business.

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Megan Fox came out on top of FHM’s annual list of 100 Sexiest Women in the World! Britney Spears actually made it onto the list, barely. She came in at #100. Ouch!

Here’s the top 10:

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriquri
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10. Kate Beckinsale

Can’t say I disagree with most of those.

The folks at Maxim have been brainstorming and they’ve come up with a list of the top 5 unsexiest women alive. Though it seems mean and pointless, it’s all part of the primordial soup we call Pop Culture. Personally, I agree with most of their choices. If you happen to frequent Hollywood and take one of these gals home, bring a six pack and paper grocery bag. So here goes:

5- Britney Spears. Apparently Maxim took the easy road choosing #5. While I agree, she’s not what she used to be, I thought she still looked hot at the VMAs. Just get off Britney already. Some other guy probably just did.

4- Madonna. Oh yeah. This aging diva has seen better days. From affecting foreign accents that aren’t her own, to making a spectacle of herself at the wailing wall and just plain weirding people out, it would take at least a six pack and some nyquil for her to get our attention these days.

3- Sandra Oh. As in Oh my God, this chick is way too skinny. Isn’t she like the 5th or 6th wheel on that popular Doctors show?

2- Amy Winehouse. Just plain scary. And it takes alot to creep guys out. I’m not sure who robbed her grave on a previous Halloween, but please for the love of God. Put her back!

1-Sarah Jessica Parker. I could not agree more on this one. She looks like a strange merging of every skinny nightmare hippy girl we’ve ever seen. And why the long face? Not to throw in a horse reference, but I swear some guy is feeding her peanut butter off camera to get her lips smacking so they can dub in a voice later.

[Maxim]

According to the Global Language Monitor, a company that tracks these sorts of things, here is a list of the top ten global catch phrases for the year 2006

1. Stay the Course – the Bush administration’s appeal to keep going in Iraq.

2. If I Did it – The title for OJ’s book about how he would have done it if he did do it

3. # - ) text speak for I’m wasted (drunk).

4. Airline Pulp – The Chinglish (Chinese/English Hybrid) word for airline food.

5. Serial Texter – a person who texts A LOT.

6. Global Warming – broken record of environmental alarmism

7. Keeping Parents Clueless – KPC – shorthand text notation for the act of keeping parents in the dark.

8. Brokeback Mountain – The movie about gay cowboys has launched a thousand bad jokes.

9. Come and Get it Fast – McDonald’s Chinese translation of ‘fast food’.

10. “You’re going to Hollywood!” – American Idol tag line

For your reference here are the top 10 phrases of 2005

1. Out of the Mainstream – politicians trying to discredit their opponents

2. Bird Flu/Avian Flu – new strain of flu

3. Politically Correct

4. North/South Divide – geographical separation between “have” and “have-nots”

5. Purple Finger/Thumb – Iraqi votes a digit stained purple to show they voted

6. Climate Change - (Or Global Warming.)

7. String Theory - The idea that the universe is actually constructed of 11 or more dimensions.

8. The Golden Quatrilateral - India’s new superhighway that links its major cities

9. Jumping the Couch - losing control like Tom Cruise on Oprah

10. Deferred Success – the idea in Britain that there is no failure just deferred success

Source: http://www.languagemonitor.com/

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Gwen Stephanie fell of the list. Christina Aguilera was the big gainer, going from 11 to number 8. Nelly Furtoda moved onto the top 10 at number 7.

1. Beyonce - Irreplaceable

2. Fergie - Fergalicious

3. Akon Featuring Eminem - Smack That

4. Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You

5. Justin Timberlake Featuring T.I. - My Love

6. The Fray - How To Save A Life

7. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right

8. Hinder - Lips Of An Angel

9. Christina Aquilera - Hurt

10. Nickelback - Far Away

-source: www.billboard.com Issue Date 2006-12-30

1. The Pursuit of Happyness
2. Eragon
3. Chalotte’s Web
4. Happy Feet
5. The Holiday
6. Apocalypto
7. Blood Diamond
8. Casino Royale
9. The Nativity Story
10. Unaccompanied Minors

Will Smith soared to number one in “The Pursuit of Happyness.”� “Eragon” did alright at number two.� Mel Gibon’s Mayan epic dropped to sixth place from last week’s number one position.� “Happy Feet” continues it’s happy dance making an estimated $149,406,000 so far.

Source: http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/

Gwen Stephanie, Beyonce and Fergie were big gainers this week. The Fray and Hinder both fell down two spots to seven and eight respectively.

1. Beyonce - Irreplaceable

2. Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You

3. Akon Featuring Eminem - Smack That

4. Fergie - Fergalicious

5. Justin Timberlake Featuring T.I. - My Love

6. Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up

7. The Fray - How To Save A Life

8. Hinder - Lips Of An Angel

9. Bow Wow Featuring Chris Brown & Johnta Austin - Shortie Like Mine

10. Jim Jones - We Fly High

-source: www.billboard.com Issue Date 2006-12-16