Archive for the 'Misbehavior' Category

On my eyes. Another charge would be acting like walking Anti-Viagra and disabling every man within 500 feet. Nothing makes you lose an erection like the sudden unexpected mug of Her Royal Skankness showing up on TV.

She was arrested on suspicion of assault Friday following reports that she scuffled with two men during a night out in a trendy north London neighborhood.

Also, I was fairly certain she had crabs. Judging by her tattoo, they must be the horseshoe variety.

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Vanilla Ice was held without bond Friday after his arrest on a charge of simple domestic battery after apparently arguing with his wife at their South Florida home. His arrest was not for being a has-been white boy still trying to belt out half-ass rap, though I can see how you might make that mistake.

Judging by the photo, I can only assume that he has become some sort of Marvel Comics super villian with a touch of downs syndrome.

The 39-year-old (c)rapper’s wife called the Sheriff’s Office on Thursday night, saying he had kicked and hit her. She later told deputies he had only pushed her, according to the arrest report.

The phone call went something like this. “Yeah, he’s like kicking and hitting me. His name is Vanilla Ice. No, not like a snowcone at all. No, no, the has-been rapper who hasn’t been making shit for money lately and I’m sick of it. I had to downgrade from a limo to a honda 5 years ago! Hang on a sec…dammit if you can’t man up and get a hit record I’m gonna put your ass in jail where some big bastard can melt your tiny vanilla ice balls in his mouth!…Sorry about that, please hurry, the address is…

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It’s no surprise when you hear Naomi has been arrested yet again, but it’s what she said during the arrest that has people talking. According to The Sun, Campbell unleashed a racist rant tirade during her Heathrow Airport arrest. She allegedly called police officers “f-ing white honkeys” after spitting at them. Not to mention other racial insults.

She was arrested after one of her bags went missing at Heathrow Airport. She reportedly “went berserk”, which is when officers approached her to try to calm her down.

Can we now all agree that Naomi Campbell is just plain nuts? I’m looking forward to seeing more community service out of her.

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Winona Ryder has been accused of shoplifting. Again. Did she do it? Hell if I know. I do know that she looks like a pixie on crack. I keep expecting her to go postal on somebody with a candycane in one hand and Santa’s list in the other.

This time, the incident had something to do with her wearing makeup or removing makeup that was unpaid for from the store. She was at the Hollywood CVC Pharmacy doing whatever elves do when she set off the security alarm. She paid for some items walked through the exit door when the alarm set off.

A security guard checked her and found a few makeup items that she had not paid for. Winona denied it, then said Beetlejuice 3 times and got the fuck out.

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A 31-minute phone conversation between Chris Rock and private eye Anthony Pellicano that was taped in 2001 shows a deadly serious side of Rock that few have ever heard. His candid conversation on rape accusastions were played as evidence in Pellicano’s wiretapping trial.

Some highlights below:
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Yes, the crazy asian actress known for acting…Screwed up… was charged with petty theft, despite the fact the she neither kidnapped Tom Petty or stole FROM him.

Bai Ling says she made an “innocent mistake” when she allegedly took a pack of batteries and two tabloid magazines at Los Angeles International Airport without paying.

A message was posted on her blog hours after she was charged on Monday, where the actress said she’s “relieved” that prosecutors decided not to pursue a more serious misdemeanor count.

Accident or not, when you act like an insane freak all the time, people are going to think you meant to do the crime.

Nice mugshot btw. Add another to the long list of Hollywood starlet mugshots that make you feel like an Astronaut who just ate egg salad.

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Amy Winehouse is not what you would call housebroken, or hotel broken…just broken…

As you might expect, she’s pretty much a pig wherever she’s shacking up, or sicking up…as the case may be.

According to The Sun:

The Sun says, Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why.

I’m not. She obviously wanted to have a look at her man-hole, check it for infections and what not. See if it ate today and that sort of thing. As far as the tub being black, I would believe that it was the result of a normal bath. No hair coloring involved.

I mean, this chick holds more dirt and grime then a swiffer pad at Don Vito’s house.

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Ebay users were already up in arms over Ebay’s ass backwards policys, mistreatment of users and the destruction of the feedback system. Now users have even more reason to boycott the company seemingly run by monkeys.

“The Church of Scientology can delete auctions from eBay with no supervision under the VeRO program, and has used this to delete all resale of the e-meters Scientologists use. This is to stop members from buying used units from ex-members instead of buying from the official (and very expensive) source. Given Scientology’s record of fraud and abuse, should eBay give them this level of trust? Will this set a precedent for other companies that want to stop the aftermarket resale of their products?”

Looks like Scientology has it’s hooks in Ebay now. It just gets worse and worse. I actually can not wait to see the stock at the end of the week.

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Here’s a real class act, if this is true. Jamie Lynn Spears shocked some boy during a party by asking him for sex. She put the moves on and made a good argument:

“It’s cool, I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!”

Frankly, I’m surprised she realizes that.

A friend from her hometown said:

“I know for a fact that Casey [Aldridge, reportedly her baby daddy] was not the first guy she slept with — or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.”

“Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.”

Damn. I drink to forget about the Spears clan too! Especially with pics like the one above. She’s dressed like some kind of bizarre crayola turtle.

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Dirty Mouth…Try Orbitz! *Sparkly clean reveal*

Former hotty and Ted Turner lap toy Jane Fonda, dropped the Cunt word on the Today show, the other day, not “today”. She was talking about a script she once received with a very graphic title and now people are up in arms about it.

Boo-hoo I heard a dirty word. My life is over. How will I ever pay my mortgage, overcome my impotence and otherwise fart up the clean air of other more productive citizens?

I say if you are bothered by a so-called naughty word, you are far too fragile for this eco-system and should step in front of the nearest bus immediately. You see, an enlightened person knows that words can not harm you. They can only by guided by context and intent.

And Jane, to you I say, don’t worry about it. You can come to the Therapy any time you want and sling the cunt word until your blue in the…cunt for all we care.

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