Archive for the 'Misbehavior' Category

Jamie Lynn Spears and now this tard. There are more but I’m too lazy to name names. Louisiana sure churns out it’s share of retards. They’ll probably vote McCain/Palin. Anyway, Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans was stripped of her title today after she was busted pulling a “dine-and-dash” at a restaurant. She left her purse at the scene. A purse full of pot. Yeah. These kinds of dumb fuckers and their parents love them some McCain. TMZ reports:

We just got an advance copy of a statement that will be released from Paula Miles, President of RPM, sponsor of the LA. pageant.
“Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”
Here’s the insult to injury. She only had 10 days left on her reign. But pageant officials didn’t have the patience to wait.

Good ole Louisiana. The state motto is “I don backed a sheep in a corner.”

Former America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden talked about her account of the airport brawl between her family and Hairspray star Nikki Blonksy’s. While filming an upcoming episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Bianca described the incident that allegedly started because Nikki became “very rude” to her aunt. People:

An argument erupted between Blonsky’s and Golden’s families, then Blonsky’s father Carl “punched my mom.”
“He knocked her out,” says Golden. “He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki “takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely,” says Golden.
“When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring,” says she. “Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that.”
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.

Talentless A-hole slapstick. I’m guessing Yakkety Sax was playing in the background when Benny Hill arived and started chasing them.

Former alleged murderer and douchebag O.J. Simpson himself got attacked, by his daughter. O.J. Simpson’s daughter apparently went berserk, assaulting O.J. and girlfriend Christie Prody. Cops were called to the home of the disgraced football player after he was brutally attacked by his eldest daughter, Arnelle.

“He was cut on the back of his head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut,” a source told The National Enquirer.

OJ Simpson was fighting with Arnelle Simpson about her mom, Marquerite – OJ’s first wife, who has been working at Walmart just to make ends meet because OJ doesn’t help her out. But OJ does support girlfriend Christie Prody. Arnelle lashed out at OJ and shoved him into a glass cupboard.

Like father, like daughter. Still she better be careful. Looked what happened to Nicole.

Why does my daughter not loan me some money! Punch! Take that silly ribbon off! Punch! Is it wrong to think my daughter is hot and go into her panty drawer? Punch!

And for the love of god, why do I look like The Greatest American Hero guy? Punch!

The Indy 4 actor is having a bad year. Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for DUI after an early morning car accident in Hollywood on Sunday. LaBeouf was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. Scott Wolf:

“It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that Mr. LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

LaDouche was booked on charges of misdemeanor DUI and then released. He was being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for injuries to his head, hand and knee.

Apparently Dick arrived at some chicken Joint around 10 PM, started drinking and the started acting out his name, trying to give customers lap dances. He was arrested not long after. If you think this is the last we will see of Andy’s bad behavior….You don’t know dick!

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White boy rapping has-been and Vanilla Ice 2.0 Eminem is being sued for punching some dude in a bathroom in 2006. The main question when one is punched in a bathroom: Did the guy have his dick out? And did he want Eminem to sing into it?

The incident occurred when a fan, Miad Jarbou and his friend approached the (C)rapper in the bathroom at Cheatah’s strip club. They wanted an autograph and approached Em while he was using the urinal. Em’s bodyguard turned them away and that’s when Jarbou said he was assaulted.

Yeah but did you have your dick out? That’s the only reason to punch a guy in the john.

Joan Rivers was a guest on the British talk show Loose Women. When discussing Russell Crowe Joan warned the crew to be ready to bleep her and followed that by calling Crowe a “Fucking Shit”. Well after the commercial break Joan was gone after having been asked to leave for her actions.

I’d like to say a few things. Russell Crowe is a fucking shit, plus fuck the brits anyway if they can’t handle a dirty word or two. What the hell do they know? Who eats beans and toast for breakfast anyway?

Shizzle my nizzle, gonna tell ya bout a little frizzle involvin a dog and his bitchizzle.

She was doin some dizrinking and dizriving. The catch and release program, you dig?

Dog spoke up for his biznitch and was all like damn, I gots the money to bail you tail out the pokey, but drinking and driving aint no damn jokey.

I gots a reputation and da dog’s bitch got to be okie dokie.

Crack is whack yo. Just ask Tatum O’Neal, who was arrested last night for allegedly buying coke and crack in NYC from a homeless man. She was busted just blocks from her apartment.

According to a source, she was caught at 7:30 pm. When the cop approached, she said, “You know who I am right?”

Tatum then told police that she was “researching a part.”

The cop was probably all like, yeah I seen you blowing a guy last week for a smack. You sure research the hell out your role. Cracker!

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