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Word on the streets is that the newest villain to prowl the Gotham streets will be the ultra-sexy Catwoman. Rachel Weisz and the weird gap between her teeth may be in the starring role. Weird choice.

[Cinematical]

This is pretty funny. If you’re curious about the whole Twilight phenomenon but don’t want to see the movie or read the book, check this out. Twilight: the Puppet Saga, recreates the whole emo tale in three minutes.

Hit the link for new pics from the upcoming Wolverine movie. The Sabretooth pic is cool, but check out this one that shows him storming the beaches of Normandie with a cigar.

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Supposedly this is the ‘Moto-Terminator’ bike set to appear in next year’s Terminator Salvation featuring Christian Bale.

Production director Martin Laing was responsible for envisioning some of the near-future killing devices, and has created (among a lot of other scary looking metal) this Moto-Terminator motorcycle. The bike seems to be the chilling Terminator character we know and love in motorcycle form (note the signature red “eyes”), replete with plenty of new mean toys attached.

I have mixed feelings about this movie. It better rock. But they may just be a little too in love with transformers.

[Nextautos]

Here you are people. The first look at J.J.’s Enterprise. It’s a mash-up of the old and movie ships. Pretty sweet looking. Here’s JJ talking about ST: The Motion Picture:

“The coolest thing about it—maybe the coolest thing in the movie—was when you flew around the ship, you could see all the different panels that made up the ship,” says the director of the forthcoming Trek reboot, slated for a May 8, 2009 release. “It was the first time I had ever seen that level of attention, that love of detail, given to the tangible, practical reality of the ship.”

[Popwatch]

I would pay to see this one. Puppets and violence is an often overlooked combo in our society. Any sick and twisted thing a human can do, a puppet can do better with bloody fur and googly eyes. In fact I’m hoping to produce an all muppet version of deliverance if I can get the capital.

JAMES BOND star DANIEL CRAIG has turned down the chance to portray Marvel superhero THOR on the big screen. Duh! He aint gonna jeopardize his James Bond money. Thor is due for release in 2010.

Harrison Ford may or may not be smoking crack. He basically just announced that a fifth Indiana Jones movie is potentially on the way. As Ford told the L.A. Times:

“It’s crazy but great,” the 66-year-old Ford said. “George is in think mode right now.”

Let’s hope this is a different think mode then the one that produced Ewoks and Jar-Jar. Someone really should take away George’s toys.

Douglas actually looks the part despite preferring Kathryn Zeta Vagina. Can he play a limp wristed butt bandit with a bedazzler? Who knows.

Matt Damon, meanwhile, is in talks to play Scott Thorson, who sued Liberace for $113 million (£64.7 million) in palimony in 1982, saying he had been the pianist’s companion for five years.

Maybe the pair will have an on-set romance and tickle each others ivories.

Bruce Campbell is one of the best actors of this or any generation, bitches. He’s fought zombies, battled time-traveling bad guys in the wild west and too many other cool things to count. His name is Bruce dammit and the movie is finally coming out in October.