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This movie is awesome friends. Just awesome.

Megan Fox received instructions from director Michael Bay before filming Transformers: Rise of the Fallen: FOX News reports:

“I should have toned up for ‘Transformers’ but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight,” she told Pop Tarts. “I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.”

I don’t think skinny twig girls either, but when she opened the hood of that car and leaned in, that was the hottest 10 seconds of film ever. Forget the robots fighting.

This movie actually doesn’t look half bad despite being a remake of a classic. If you don’t blink you might even catch a glimpse of Gort the robot. Check out the trailer here.

This news blows my mind. It’s not enough that this steaming bowl of crap was on TV for like 10 years. Now they have to make a movie. Sadly, there’s no shortage of weak minded idiots who will go and pay good money for this crap.

Sometimes I hear something so repulsive I want to jump the hell off of this spinning blue marble and incinerate myself in the sun. According to Variety, the suck-cess of Alvin and the Chipmunks have led to a soon to be made Smurf movie.

We’re very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all of their ‘three-apple-tall’ glory,” [said] Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad.

When asked point blank if he was fucked in his Smurf loving head, he chuckled, toked on his joint and toyed with his Gargamel figure.

The smurfs movie was said to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. It’s in the bible and everything. The one that I wrote when I was mind-humping that hippie cult out west. Hey, it was a different era. The hippie chick sex was good and allowed me to father a ton of children without paying crap. Needless to say, when the Jesus UFO failed to show up, people got a little pissed. It’s amazing how many problems all get solved at once with a huge vat of kool-aid.

[Variety]

From the Licensing International Expo in New York, comes this first look at a poster for MGM’s remake of RoboCop.

I’m not so sure about this guys. Robocop was cool and all, but as cyborgs go, he was always a bit on the lame side. I would have expected that they would have updated the look a bit more. All they did was add a Battlestar Galactica Cylon look. Here’s to hoping we get something superior to the original movies, but with the same kind of weird humor.

[Superherohype]

We already know the title, but here’s some leaked info on some robots in a major scene of the movie. If you want to be spoiled, then click on through.
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Here’s a new Wall-E clip for all your non-perverted robot <3. Hit the link for robot cuteness.

[Slashfilm]

Here’s some potential news regarding John Singleton’s A-Team movie. A UFC fighter named Quinton Rampage Jackson was on Kimmel last night and he happened to mention that he was in the running to put on Mr. T’s mohawk. We can’t argue with that after seeing this dude.

Here’s the first image of Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li from the upcoming Street Fighter move: The Legend of Chun Li. You might know her as the hot chick on that Piece of crap Superman series called Smallville. She really looks awesome as Chun Li. She’ll look good kicking ass.

[Techeblog]