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So this is an ad campaign from those kooky folks at PETA. Like Bob Barker, they want you to spay and neuter your pets. Who better to preach against animal sex then a human who has fucked her way through the human race like a horny silicon-titted comet…Jenna Jameson. Now that she has shagged every guy on Earth except me and has a spooge factory in her stomach to prove it, she thinks animals need to stop humping.

Hey Jenna, you forgot a dick. Over here. *waves* Here’s the deal, you bang me and I’ll chop off the testicles of any animal that comes within 100 yards of me. Cool?

Americans that tune in to the Olympics this month won’t see Amanda Beard swimming. The athlete failed to quality in any events. But she’s still serving her country. Her naked ad for PETA debuts there today.

It’s pretty obvious that Corey Feldman has homosexual feelings for Corey Haim. At least he has a hot beard wife in Susie Feldman. And she’s now nude thanks to PETA.

I’m sure Playboy isn’t happy. Mrs. Corey Feldman is baring it all in the August issue of the magazine (on newsstands Friday!), and I’m sure they wanted to have her exclusively nude.

Former and current silicon titted whore Pamela Anderson staged an animal rights protest at a KFC outlet in Australia Thursday, despite the fast foot chain partially bankrolling her trip Down Under.

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC,” she said in the letter, which was released by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

“Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

This bitch is serious. Just the other day I was choking my own chicken and she jumped in through my window in a superhero outfit and slapped it right outta my hand. Needless to say I keep calling her back because a cock in the hand is like the batsignal to this skank.

Remember this T-shirt? Well PETA didn’t approve:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

So the question is, who is more annoying Jessica or PETA? If Jessica wants to down some guy’s meat, who the hell is PETA to slap it out of her mouth?

You know, I like so many others used to despise PETA for their tactics, but these latest celeb ad campaigns constantly win me over. Don’t get me wrong, any human who doesn’t love animals is a waste of space, though I do also love a good hamburger. Thing is, they have gotten smart somewhere along the way and started using sex to sell their agenda, instead of tactics that fo too far. And we now love seeing what they will do next.

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Whether you are for or against fur, PETA has been giving us alot of celebrity skin lately with their recent campaigns. The latest bare-skinned ad features Eva Mendes. The slogan is, “Fur? I’d rather go naked”

We would rather that too Eva.

The actress unveiled her ad on Robertson Boulevard yesterday. She was having alot of fun with the whole thing, even jokingly smacking her own bare ass on the picture.

“It’s very tasteful. It’s all in fun. It’s got a flirtatious, fun spirit about it. It’s not like come hither or anything like that.”

Apparently she has had a long relationship with PETA, which began when she borrowed a fur coat from a friend to wear at a movie premiere. That was when PETA sent her a nasty letter, telling her how she was responsible for killing baby seals or some such. Whatever they said, she’s loved them ever since.

“I was so floored by what they said that I said, ‘I promise I will never do it again,”

Yeah well…as long as you keep smacking your own ass, this blog is gonna promote the hell out of you sweety. We like that…A whole lot.

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PETA is pissed at the Olsen twins. That’s why they launched a website called “Meet the Trollsen twins”. They have renamed the Olsen sisters, “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley”. The site has a ‘Fatal Fashion’ interactive dress-up section, complete with pools of blood as the pair try on all kinds of fur clothes.

The best part though, is the video parody of a Full House episode re-edited with animal cruelty in mind. PETA says they are after the twins because they “Ignored pleas to stop wearing fur and using it in their fashion collection”.

I’m no fan of PETA, but it’s about time somebody seriously took these 2 down a notch.

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